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foxnationwoman 11-11-2003 05:03 PM

A Mexican, White Man and an NDN
 
A Mexican, a White Man and an Indian are all in Saudi
Arabia. They are all sharing a smuggled crate of
booze. All of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and
arrested them.

The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in
Saudi Arabia. For the terrible crime of being caught
consuming booze, they could all be sentenced to death!

However, by a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National
Holiday on the day of their sentencing. So, the
extremely kind Sheikh decided they could all be
released after receiving just 20 lashes from a whip.

They were preparing for their punishment when the
Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday
today, and she has asked me to allow each of you One
wish before your whipping."

The Mexican was in line first; he thought for a while
and said: "Please! Tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes
before the whip tore through. The Mexican had to be
carried away bleeding and crying in pain.

The White Man was up next. After watching the Mexican
in horror, he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to
my back." This was done, but even two pillows only
lasted 15 lashes before the whip tore through again.
The White Man was soon led away bleeding and crying
also.

The Indian was up last, but before he could say
anything, The Sheikh turned to him and said: "I have
never met an Indian in Saudi Arabia. Your culture is
one of the finest in the world. For these reasons, you
may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness",
the Indian replied. "In recognition of your kindness,
my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100
lashes!"

"Not only are you an Honorable, Handsome and Powerful
man, you are also very Brave. If 100 lashes is what
you desire, then so be it. And your second wish?" the
Sheikh asked.

The Indian replied: "Tie the White Man to my back."
:indian1:

OneidaDreamer 12-19-2006 09:01 AM

Good Stuff! :beavis1: :bow28:

southernx_hunnie08 12-19-2006 10:15 AM

lol dang thats messd up but its funny!!!!

AngelFeather 12-20-2006 04:59 AM

:hysterica

this_lil_oneidagurl 01-02-2007 02:04 PM

That was some funny stufff lol lol lol

badmaninc 01-05-2007 02:45 AM

Ever sick!

Chevy_truckin_NDN 01-05-2007 03:12 AM

hoka!!!! that was a good one!!! you deserve points for that one.

eap7 01-05-2007 04:28 PM

That was a good one!! :shades_sm

NCheyGirl21 01-05-2007 10:27 PM

:lol:

Chelseyrosebutterfly 01-10-2007 01:36 PM

Lol thats a good one!!!!

Hochunk_mama79 01-10-2007 02:16 PM

hahahahaha! Crazy!




THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!
There was a black man, a white man, and a native American man, and a
Latino man. All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the
difficulties
that their people had gone through.

The native American said, "my people have suffered the most, and in
honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in
hopes
that my blood will change things"

So he yelled out real loud "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE", and jumped off the
cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the
other two
and followed suit yelling "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE" and jumped off the
cliff as well.

The black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he
yelled "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE" and pushed the white man off the cliff

STOP LAUGHING......

GRANDSON OF ZEELA 01-17-2007 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foxnationwoman (Post 307346)
A Mexican, a White Man and an Indian are all in Saudi
Arabia. They are all sharing a smuggled crate of
booze. All of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and
arrested them.

The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in
Saudi Arabia. For the terrible crime of being caught
consuming booze, they could all be sentenced to death!

However, by a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National
Holiday on the day of their sentencing. So, the
extremely kind Sheikh decided they could all be
released after receiving just 20 lashes from a whip.

They were preparing for their punishment when the
Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday
today, and she has asked me to allow each of you One
wish before your whipping."

The Mexican was in line first; he thought for a while
and said: "Please! Tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes
before the whip tore through. The Mexican had to be
carried away bleeding and crying in pain.

The White Man was up next. After watching the Mexican
in horror, he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to
my back." This was done, but even two pillows only
lasted 15 lashes before the whip tore through again.
The White Man was soon led away bleeding and crying
also.

The Indian was up last, but before he could say
anything, The Sheikh turned to him and said: "I have
never met an Indian in Saudi Arabia. Your culture is
one of the finest in the world. For these reasons, you
may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness",
the Indian replied. "In recognition of your kindness,
my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100
lashes!"

"Not only are you an Honorable, Handsome and Powerful
man, you are also very Brave. If 100 lashes is what
you desire, then so be it. And your second wish?" the
Sheikh asked.

The Indian replied: "Tie the White Man to my back."
:indian1:

Very good:star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :shades_sm :shades_sm

Ginger 01-18-2007 12:37 AM

:lol: thoes are fun ny (sick) but funny just my kind :toot0000:


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