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Old 11-05-2003, 03:56 PM   #1
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Bahe woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Rita, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Bahe called his little boy into the room and asked him to' Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:

The Teepee Pole Is Up,
The Pendleton Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Rita, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to 'Bring this to your silly Daddy.' The note read:

Take The Teepee Pole Down,
Put The Pendleton Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
Bahe read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read:

The Teepee Pole's Still Up,
And The Pendleton Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Rita answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this to the poor Indian man upstairs'. The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!


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Old 11-06-2003, 10:36 AM   #2
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lol, goot one!
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Old 11-06-2003, 11:34 AM   #3
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I saw this jokes and thought of you ;) :taunting:
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yeah, I'm gonna use that last one a lot...lol
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yeah, I'm gonna use that last one a lot...lol


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