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Old 03-09-2017, 05:51 PM   #1
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New Weight Loss Plan

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
nearly 60 POUNDS!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell yah though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were
goin te drop dead on dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No," said the Irishman. From all the f**kin' skippin."
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