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Old 08-12-2005, 01:12 PM   #1
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Talking a nuk, i almost fell off my stool.................

BIA Firemen
An Apache, a Pawnee and a Hopi escaped the burning BIA building by climbing up to the roof. The BIA firemen were on the street below, holding a blanket .

The firemen yelled to the Apache, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"
The Apache jumped and SQUISH! The BIA firemen yanked the blanket out from under him. The Apache slammed into the sidewalk.

The Pawnee stepped forward.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" yelled the BIA firemen to him.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" said the Pawnee.
"No! It's Apaches we can't stand! We're OK with Pawnees!"
"OK," said the Pawnee, and he jumped.
SQUISH! The BIA firemen yanked the blanket away, and the Pawnee is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the Hopi steps up to the edge of the roof.
Again, the firemen yelled, "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Hopi.
"No! Really! You have to jump! It's only Apaches and Pawnees we hate! We won't pull the blanket away from you! We promise! Now jump! Hurry!"

"Look," the Hopi says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from
it..."
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