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Old 07-14-2013, 11:17 AM   #1
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Observation

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

And...

6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

THE AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.
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Old 07-14-2013, 09:08 PM   #3
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In baseball, they say when you're trying to hit a home run, you're going for the 'long' ball.

But...

If you're trying to score by touching 'every' base, you playing 'small' ball.

I'm juss saying.

Daggone minnie winnie, you're gonna get this sent to the '49. I just know it.

I can't even go up in there cuz everyone knows I'm rated 48 1/2!

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Old 07-15-2013, 10:47 PM   #4
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In baseball, they say when you're trying to hit a home run, you're going for the 'long' ball.

But...

If you're trying to score by touching 'every' base, you playing 'small' ball.

I'm juss saying.

Daggone minnie winnie, you're gonna get this sent to the '49. I just know it.

I can't even go up in there cuz everyone knows I'm rated 48 1/2!

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Hey, I was just talking about sports that have balls associated with them! You added all the other stuff!

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Old 07-17-2013, 01:48 AM   #5
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I'm gonna go put myself on timeout.

I think I need a spanking, too.

Sheesh. Balls n sports n corporations just don't mix.
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Old 07-17-2013, 11:47 AM   #6
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1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.

And...

6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.

THE AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.
so that's why there's a reality show called basketball wives and not tennis or golf wives
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I'm wondering where hockey plays in to all of this?

Perhaps married men (flattened balls?) ;)
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I'm wondering where hockey plays in to all of this?

Perhaps married men (flattened balls?) ;)

I'm thinking its because hockey is played with a puck and not a ball -
and that's a WHOLE 'nother topic entirely!!
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So where does Lacross fit into this scheme... I know some err... pretty big lacross players... (did I say that outloud?) lol
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