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Old 09-15-2004, 12:46 PM   #1
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Unhappy The Picture on the Nightstand

After a long night of making love this guy rolls over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed.

Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."
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After a long night of making love this guy rolls over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed.

Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."
Too much! :rofl2:

That was a funny one and I hope that never happens to you. :rofl2:
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Too much! :rofl2:

That was a funny one and I hope that never happens to you. :rofl2:
What? Change into a woman?

No, not me.
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What? Change into a woman?

No, not me.
:rofl2: I was talking about the other guy. lol...

But glad you'll always be a MAN!!! :dancer:

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:rofl2: I was talking about the other guy. lol...

But glad you'll always be a MAN!!! :dancer:

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Dang ... a guy would be scarred for life if this ever happened to him.
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