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Old 05-04-2006, 02:48 PM   #1
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PREGNANT TURKEY
>
> One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house
> for the traditional feast.
>
> Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
> play a trick.
>
> She told my sister that she needed something from the
> store.
>
> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the
> oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and
> inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
> She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
>
> ; When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
> turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
>
> When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in
> and pulled out the little bird.
>
> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
> exclaimed, "Patricia, you' ve cooked a pregnant bird!"
>
> At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister
> started to cry.
>
> It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay
> eggs!
>
> Yes, .SHE WAS BLONDE
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Old 05-25-2006, 12:19 PM   #2
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Not bad. I would be more funny if i saw her face.





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PREGNANT TURKEY
>
> One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house
> for the traditional feast.
>
> Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
> play a trick.
>
> She told my sister that she needed something from the
> store.
>
> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the
> oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and
> inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
> She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
>
> ; When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
> turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
>
> When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in
> and pulled out the little bird.
>
> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
> exclaimed, "Patricia, you' ve cooked a pregnant bird!"
>
> At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister
> started to cry.
>
> It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay
> eggs!
>
> Yes, .SHE WAS BLONDE
Oh my this is funny I will have to pull it on my daughter when she cooks a turkey for me in a few years. She is also blonde now if my daughter falls for it it will even be funnier concidering we raise chickens!
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Dude, now that's a video that should've been sent to American's Funniest Video. That's just so cold that its freakin hilarious.
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