[Nezbah]

Are you a rezzed out Tribal worker?
You know you are when:

1. You Don't officially start working in the morning till you've read all your emails.
2. Not only do you know all the security guards, and janitors your related to them too.
3. Your version of a conference call is when you call your cousin, friends and plan the weekend
basketball/powwow/rodeo plans.
4. The only time your man/woman/snag picks you up from work is on payday.
5. You have pictures on the wall.
6. You give your out of town snags/friends your tribes' 1-800 number.
7. Before calling in sick, you rehearse your sick voice and sick story several times out loud so it's
not so obvious you're hung-over.
8. You use Tribal mailroom for personal mail.
9. Your kid's school supplies all came from the Tribal supply department.
10. You call in sick on payday, then send your cousin to pick up your check. (That's real rezzed)
11. You contribute $1 to the Tribal Christmas Party, pile on your plate AND take 3 plates home for your family.
12. Your co-workers know not to expect you at work the day after payday.
13. You tell your creditors your "not in the office" when they call at work.
14! . Your kids call your work and say, "Let me speak to my mom" and the co-workers knows who its for.
15. You are sitting there reading this instead of getting work done!
16. Your're still sitting there reading this at powwows.com instead of getting to work!

[stillrezin]

Originally Posted by Nezbah

Are you a rezzed out Tribal worker?
You know you are when:

1. You Don't officially start working in the morning till you've read all your emails.
2. Not only do you know all the security guards, and janitors your related to them too.
3. Your version of a conference call is when you call your cousin, friends and plan the weekend
basketball/powwow/rodeo plans.
4. The only time your man/woman/snag picks you up from work is on payday.
5. You have pictures on the wall.
6. You give your out of town snags/friends your tribes' 1-800 number.
7. Before calling in sick, you rehearse your sick voice and sick story several times out loud so it's
not so obvious you're hung-over.
8. You use Tribal mailroom for personal mail.
9. Your kid's school supplies all came from the Tribal supply department.
10. You call in sick on payday, then send your cousin to pick up your check. (That's real rezzed)
11. You contribute $1 to the Tribal Christmas Party, pile on your plate AND take 3 plates home for your family.
12. Your co-workers know not to expect you at work the day after payday.
13. You tell your creditors your "not in the office" when they call at work.
14! . Your kids call your work and say, "Let me speak to my mom" and the co-workers knows who its for.
15. You are sitting there reading this instead of getting work done!
16. Your're still sitting there reading this at powwows.com instead of getting to work!

that one is so very true.

LOL.

[ntownn8ive]

That's funny, oh dang, here comes my boss, gotta go guys..

[little bird]

Cute!

[Singing Otter]

[badmaninc]

A good one that isn't on here but should be:

I'm late because my mom told me I had to stop by on the way to work this morning. Your boss said that's okay.

[NCheyGirl21]

LOL that is a cute one!

[warriorsociety06]

you work at N EGGS A (NHA)
take family to the nation fair with tribal van, going to a conference as an excuse.