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Old 05-26-2004, 09:41 AM   #1
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She was sooooo blonde..............

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says
"Sign here: she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she
slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
can because it said
"Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of
> "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took
bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that
said, "Airport Left," she
turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be
speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her
AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF,"
which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
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Old 05-26-2004, 10:00 PM   #2
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Good ones NDNQt, here's a few more you can add to your list.

SHE WAS SO BLONDE.....

*she tried to drown a fish

*she got stabbed in a shoot-out

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

*if you gave her a penny for intelligance, you'd get change back

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store

*it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes
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purdy funny...keep em coming ppl
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