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Old 04-18-2005, 11:48 AM   #1
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Skindian Test!!!!!!

Skindian Test.....
Can you pass this test?
The term "Buzzed-up" refers to:
1. Being let into a second-story building by having the door buzzed open.
2. Being called on the telephone.
3. Becoming suddenly ready to sing at the drum during a "49".

The term "Snag" refers to:
1. A pull in your clothes from getting them caught on something.
2. A piece of wood in a creek that puts a hole in your canoe.
3. A one-night stand.

The term "49" refers to:
1. A position like "69".
2. A latitudinal meridian of North America.
3. A party.

The term Squeeze refers to:
1. What you do to a sponge.
2. Extorting money from someone
3. The current object of your affections

The critical thing to know before a "49" is:
1. Location
2. Who has the drum.
3. The location of the nearest all-night convenience store to the "49".

The critical thing to know immediately after a "49" is:
1. Who has your car keys.
2. Who has your car.
3. Where you are.

The refrain of every "49" song is:
1. "(number) of bottles of beer on the wall"
2. "There's a tear in my beer"
3. "Heyaya heyaya yo hey!"

The term "Commodities" refers to:
1. Items on the stock exchange
2. A contraction of the term "come-oddities"
3. The wonderful, delicious assortment of dried, greasy, canned foods on the rez.

The term "Indian Car" refers to:
1. The latest model of the Jeep Cherokee.
2. A government car that has "Bureau of Indian Affairs" on the doors.
3. Anything on four wheels that will take you and your relatives to town

The term "Indian Time" refers to:
1. Being on time.
2. Being 25 minutes early.
3. Being 30 minutes to 1 hr late.

The term "Fancy Dance Contest" refers to:
1. Doing the macarena, competitively, at a high school prom.
2. A black-tie evening competitive-tango gala
3. Something only someone under the age of 20 - in good physical shape and still hyperactive - attempts at a pow-wow.

The term "Traditional dance contest" refers to:
1. A Square Dance Competition
2. A sedate Waltz Competition.
3. Something only someone over the age of 20 - who knows better and is no longer hyperactive - attempts at a pow wow.

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Old 04-19-2005, 01:42 AM   #2
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[QUOTE=lil_comanche_chick]3. Something only someone under the age of 20 - in good physical shape and still hyperactive - attempts at a pow-wow.
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Darnit i missed the cut off by a couple of years. lol


This is a cute joke btw.
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Old 04-19-2005, 03:31 AM   #3
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LOL...the answer is "3"!
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Old 04-19-2005, 07:24 AM   #4
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Isn't the answer for the critical things dependent on how "happy" you are before and after.
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hehehehe, 3 all the way-hey!
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3 all the way down the board. Indian time was the best thing ever created. I go by it everyday!
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indian time rules!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I know outsiders get a bit kinda mad but aye. Pretty much all of us run on ndn time. It just wouldnt be right. Example- Grand Entry 12 noon NDN time would about around 1 PM and wouldnt say sharp.!
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the first one stumpd me cuz buzzed up or buzzed means being a lil tipsy...inebriated if you will.

The critical thing to know immediately after a "49" is:
1. Who has your car keys.
2. Who has your car.
3. Where you are.


!!!!! darn it this has happened, nine or just a rez party (u know the ones in the cornfields or the back roads).
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the first one stumpd me cuz buzzed up or buzzed means being a lil tipsy...inebriated if you will.

The critical thing to know immediately after a "49" is:
1. Who has your car keys.
2. Who has your car.
3. Where you are.


!!!!! darn it this has happened, nine or just a rez party (u know the ones in the cornfields or the back roads).
Guess location of the REZ parties depends on where you are from. Here they have always had ours down at the beach. Its a real pretty place though its almost always dark when you are there tho.
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the beach is the best place.
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