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Old 01-03-2007, 01:19 PM   #1
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Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercome. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if you want Fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotton over they're caffine addictions, switch to Expresso.
6. In the Memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any puntuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat...with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
12. Sing along at the Opera.
13. Go to a Poetry Recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your Co-worker's address you by your Wrestling name..."Rock Bottom".
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream..."I won, I won!"
18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling... "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner: "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."
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Old 01-03-2007, 02:18 PM   #2
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I am totaly doing the diet water thing and the this is to go thing. lol that is to danged funny. thanks LB
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Old 01-03-2007, 04:08 PM   #3
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hehehehe I've got to do number's 11, 17, and I'd love to try #2!
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Old 01-03-2007, 06:13 PM   #4
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I always get my drive through "to go"! LOL
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I wish my garbage can would fit on my desk, but I think I'll label it "IN" anyway.

And I can't wait to say, "you want fries with that?" at least to my honey when he gets bossy, cuz if I told ANYONE that at work, that would be my next job - saying that for reals.

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Old 01-03-2007, 10:30 PM   #6
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I wish my garbage can would fit on my desk, but I think I'll label it "IN" anyway.

And I can't wait to say, "you want fries with that?" at least to my honey when he gets bossy, cuz if I told ANYONE that I work, that would be my next job - saying that for reals.
Yes..hubbies can get a little bit bossy, kind of like this.....
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