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Old 04-20-2004, 06:34 PM   #1
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Things you are too old to do.

Ok, I did something really dumb last night and it made me relize I am not a kid any longer...I tried to ride a skateboard. The kids make it look easy..I thought, I can do that. Nope wrong answer..the board went one way and I went the other. I have a bump on my head and my hip is black and purple! If someone had caught it on tape I would be rich! What things do ya'll do that you are too old to be doing? and how bad did you get hurt?
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Old 04-21-2004, 11:14 PM   #2
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I began:
karate at 38
in-line skating at 41
scuba diving at 45
qigong at 48
yoga at 49

SO, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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Old 04-22-2004, 01:45 PM   #3
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I began:
karate at 38
in-line skating at 41
scuba diving at 45
qigong at 48
yoga at 49

SO, HOW OLD ARE YOU?

LMAO Daaangg! Age is just a number huh.
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:02 PM   #4
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Old 04-24-2004, 03:23 PM   #6
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HAHA!! I'M STILL YOUNG SO I CAN DO A LOT!!! BUT I'M THE WORST SKATEBOARDER EVER.... THE BOARD GOES ONE WAY AND I GO THE OTHER!!

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Old 04-24-2004, 06:08 PM   #7
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well, since i'm a teen, i would have to say going to chuckie cheese's. aye...... :Jumping: :50:
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Old 04-25-2004, 12:27 AM   #8
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Dang when I was young I stayed home with my kids I was a stay at home mom for 19 years, I was blessed my husband always took care of us "well" and my mom :p she passed away last Jan, I miss her sooooooo much she would help with the things the kids needed or get me what I wanted being the only kid was nice :) I was able to stay home be a mom and a housewife and I loved it! well as the kids are getting older 20, 17 1/2 , 15,and 14 it is like the role has changed now I can do all the thing that I couldnt do because I had little kids and I love it, cant say I have done any thing to hurt my self ;)
but yeah I act like a big kid alot trying to find out what I want to do at almost 40 is kind of crazy but time doesnt stop when it does well you know what I mean so keep having fun who said we have to be 20 :) just be careful ;)
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Old 04-25-2004, 04:35 PM   #9
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Well put. As we age we learn to manage risk and still do new things.
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Originally Posted by David Schneider
I began:
karate at 38
in-line skating at 41
scuba diving at 45
qigong at 48
yoga at 49

SO, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
39 and holding!! I white water raft and stuff like that..and this weekend even jumped off the house onto a trampoline!! but I am definately tooo old to ride skateboards or even try!! I am still young at heart..and I don't really consider my self "old" but...it sure hurts alot worse to fall now than when I was younger!! What is qigong?
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Good for you! Keep having fun.

Qigong is "energy work;" a way of exercising and energetic healing that the Chinese developed 7,000 years ago but has only been known to non-Chinese for about 15 years. In theory and practice it is very similar to American Indian healing practices.
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pretty neat...Thanks for the explantion!
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k this about things we r to old to do well ok i only do it cuz i have kids i play with carz in the dirt ...''lol its the truth i aint lying an i never get hurt well playing so THERE
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No one is too old to play in the dirt with cars or anything else. So there! Just be sure to have kids around you so no one calls the men in the white coats. People so seldom understand that fun is OK.
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i dont care even if there was hottest lookin man on earth walkin towards me id still play in the dirt with cars
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Well Im now 816 years old and still find crawling through a tube very interesting. Legos are underrated too.
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