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Old 09-09-2005, 10:16 AM   #1
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Twelve days of christmas....Ojibway style...Ha Ha

The Twelve Days of Christmas
OJIBWAY STYLE..


On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A rez car with expired plates.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two Sacred Rocks,
and A rez car with expired plates.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three blocks of cheese,
Two Sacred Rocks,
and A rez car with expired plates.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four pounds of flour,
Three blocks of cheese,
Two Sacred Rocks,
and A rez car with expired plates.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five pow wow tapes,
Four pounds of flour,
Three blocks of cheese,
Two Sacred Rocks,
and A rez car with expired plates.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six braids of sweetgrass,
Five pow wow tapes,
Four pounds of flour,
Three blocks of cheese,
Two Sacred Rocks,
and A rez car with expired plates.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven days of food stamps,
Six braids of sweetgrass,
Five pow wow tapes,
Four pounds of flour,
Three blocks of cheese,
Two Sacred Rocks,
and A rez car with expired plates.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight beaded drumsticks.
Seven days of food stamps,
Six braids of sweetgrass,
Five pow wow tapes,
Four pounds of flour,
Three blocks of cheese,
Two Sacred Rocks,
and A rez car with expired plates.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine frybread burgers,
Eight beaded drumsticks.
Seven days of food stamps,
Six braids of sweetgrass,
Five pow wow tapes,
Four pounds of flour,
Three blocks of cheese,
Two Sacred Rocks,
and A rez car with expired plates.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten cans of milk,
Nine frybread burgers,
Eight beaded drumsticks.
Seven days of food stamps,
Six braids of sweetgrass,
Five pow wow tapes,
Four pounds of flour,
Three blocks of cheese,
Two Sacred Rocks,
and A rez car with expired plates.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven eagle feathers,
Ten cans of milk.
Nine frybread burgers,
Eight beaded drumsticks.
Seven days of food stamps,
Six braids of sweetgrass,
Five pow wow tapes,
Four pounds of flour,
Three blocks of cheese,
Two Sacred Rocks,
and A rez car with expired plates.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve nights of poonging,
Eleven eagle feathers,
Ten cans of milk.
Nine frybread burgers,
Eight beaded drumsticks.
Seven days of food stamps,
Six braids of sweetgrass,
Five pow wow tapes,
Four pounds of flour,
Three blocks of cheese,
Two Sacred Rocks,
and A rez car with expired plates.


Hope you all like it..From Les
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:38 AM   #2
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lol

wow that is really fun i will have to tell my mom about this because she is ojib and she would really like this a lot so did u write this?
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Talking Three GrassDancers and there Momma

There were three Grassdancers who wanted to get their mom a present for her birthday.

The first Grassdancer decided that she wanted a bigger tent for camping and bought her a big TEE PEE.

The Second GrassDancer decided that she wanted to drive to powwows with her friends so he got her a brand new REZ ROD.

The Third Grassdancer thought that she was lonely and got her a parrot.

The mom gave the first Grassdancer a thank you saying that she didn't want the TEE PEE.

She gave the second Grassdancer a letter that said she didn't want the REZ ROD.

She gave the third Grassdancer a thank you saying the chicken was good.


Hope you like this too...Les

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wow u come up with some pretty funy jokes that sounds like something that muh grandma would say....lol
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Loved your song-I have to print this one up for my 20 year old daugter. She will enjoy!
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