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Old 05-11-2006, 01:13 PM   #1
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white friends & ndn friends

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
INDIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we messed up...but that **** was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Keep your **** so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I' m home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS:

Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.




INDIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "*****, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the f- out!!







WHITE FRIENDS: Are always rushing you to get somewhere.



INDIAN FRIENDS: Are always saying "hold on", "wait", "don't trip out, we'll get there."







WHITE FRIENDS: Attend feast days for the food and hospitality.



INDIAN FRIENDS: Stay for the feast days after party.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore

this.



INDIAN FRIENDS: Will crack up and forward it to all their other INDIAN friends!
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Old 05-11-2006, 02:09 PM   #2
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:14 PM   #3
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Love it! Those 'r great!
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:31 PM   #4
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seriously funny thank you i needed that and yes off it went in the mail.
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Old 05-12-2006, 12:37 AM   #5
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I was thinking about who I could send this to by the time I got to the end. Most of our best friends are our cousins. So they are more like brothers and sisters.
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Old 05-12-2006, 01:51 AM   #6
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i needed that

true so very true
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Old 06-29-2006, 03:14 AM   #7
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:32 PM   #8
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And this is why I don't have very many close friends. :P It sucks to live in an area with less than 1% of the population being Indian.
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Old 07-15-2006, 10:13 AM   #9
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that is cute and so true!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sunkato
WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
INDIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we messed up...but that **** was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Keep your **** so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I' m home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS:

Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.




INDIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "*****, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.
INDIAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the f- out!!







WHITE FRIENDS: Are always rushing you to get somewhere.



INDIAN FRIENDS: Are always saying "hold on", "wait", "don't trip out, we'll get there."







WHITE FRIENDS: Attend feast days for the food and hospitality.



INDIAN FRIENDS: Stay for the feast days after party.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore

this.



INDIAN FRIENDS: Will crack up and forward it to all their other INDIAN friends!
Ndn friends kick a**. Glad to have so many of them. lol
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all my indian friend are that way.

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Old 07-20-2006, 03:05 PM   #12
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Well I'll be d****d! I had no Idea my best friend was an indian!
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:01 AM   #14
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got this last month from friend in NEB.. it is great..


very true.... ndn friends are tha bestes....
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get sum.... i have to agree with eveyone thats so "true" about us beautiful-ndns :
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