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Old 06-29-2014, 04:36 PM   #101
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I don't understand this train of thought. Can you explain it? I'm kinda dense like dat.
I think it was because they (the Border Patrol)were young guys not experienced enough, perhaps over achievers was trying to make an impression on tha higher ups.Once the older Captain of BP seen us, he let us go.
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When being ask for ID by border patrol and you say my friend is native american and I am german and get answered - germans and native americans are pretty much the same.
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Old 06-30-2014, 08:42 PM   #103
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Old 06-30-2014, 08:45 PM   #104
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When being ask for ID by border patrol and you say my friend is native american and I am german and get answered - germans and native americans are pretty much the same.

I've heard this one before. I don't know if they're trying to be cute or just plain ignorant.Thanks for posting.
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Old 06-30-2014, 11:08 PM   #105
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germans and native americans are pretty much the same.
I don't get that comment but they are not alike, we have Natives and there are the Germans they do there best to imitate but no similarities
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Old 07-01-2014, 03:04 AM   #106
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I don't get that comment but they are not alike, we have Natives and there are the Germans they do there best to imitate but no similarities
You got that right. Not even close.
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You know you are native when you are asking your cousin to cut wood for that family meeting, and he says 60 sticks gonna be enough? And then says, yeah, that's gonna be a 30 pack and gas money...lmao.
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Old 08-04-2014, 06:02 PM   #109
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You know you're native when you're in Walmart buying a 25lb bag of flour, a few extra cases of Pepsi, and chips for when family and friends comes over for the weekend. Some stranger approaches and says, "Hey, what time you makin frybread?" and strikes up a conversation for over half an hour as if you're old friends and invites himself and his friends over.

I'm just glad they brought extra drinks and ice.
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You know your native when your employer gives you a 1/2 day off the day of the big powwow your Tribe is hosting. (Okay I work for my tribe, but still, yeah it happened!)
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You know your native when you are trying to plan a night out with the family and half of them need to be picked up...lmao
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