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Dakota Wica'hpi Ina 08-13-2005 06:41 AM

You know you/you're spouse is fat when....
 
You buy a new recliner and the springs are broken in a month.


C'mon I know you guys can add to this one!

Esi 08-13-2005 07:38 AM

:lol: you*re a really good joke teller give us some more of your jokes pls :hello:

WocusWoman 08-14-2005 04:13 AM

When your making love and the sweat between your stomaches make suction noises!

andre 08-14-2005 11:06 AM

When neither of you has the gumption to get off the couch and drive to McDonalds so you eat buttered pop-tarts.

Mrs.Renegade 08-14-2005 02:47 PM

When three kids and their dog stand in her shade on a hot day.

Dakota Wica'hpi Ina 08-14-2005 04:07 PM

they lay on the waterbed on you're thrown off. (POP)

La + * Mom 08-15-2005 05:16 PM

...the family goes to Mighty Taco for dinner and one spouse orders a "Mighty Pack", turns and looks at the rest of the family and says "what do you guys want?" !!! :thinking:


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