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Old 08-13-2005, 06:41 AM   #1
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You know you/you're spouse is fat when....

You buy a new recliner and the springs are broken in a month.


C'mon I know you guys can add to this one!
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Old 08-13-2005, 07:38 AM   #2
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you*re a really good joke teller give us some more of your jokes pls
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