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hermanyhorses 04-01-2009 12:10 AM

You know your NDN if you......
 
you know your ndn if you pack your pow-wow chairs around for a whole year.

you know your ndn if your cell phone speed dial emergency number is to a local pow-wow.

you know your ndn if you know where wal-mart is in your state.

you know your ndn if you pack extra rolls of duct tape in your car, house, and work.

you know your ndn if your recovered accident while pow-wowing stalk all pow-wow dancers.

you know your ndn if you take out your tent in the middle of winter to air it out for the summer.

you know your ndn if you pack your doggie bags in case you run into a feed. yes! yes! even at a funeral.

*** okay! now i need all of you to think of " you know your NDN if you..." jokes. I know there are more then that out there in ndn world.

cris_neva 04-01-2009 12:52 AM

Lol...how bout...you know your ndn if you use serape blankets as curtins...lol

soopashinaab 04-01-2009 11:58 AM

yuo know yuo're NDN if think Commodity cheese has it's own place in the food pyramid!! :tounge_sm

cris_neva 04-01-2009 11:59 AM

notfunny..i was like wait...i didn't write "notfunny..." in my post...notfunny...good one Paul...LOL
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soopashinaab 04-01-2009 12:02 PM

Don't forget the letters "ou" keep switching places in the word you or you're well you get the idea!! :idiot:

cris_neva 04-01-2009 12:09 PM

Yeah, everytime I write Laugh Out Loud it writes...not funny...good one:thumbsup:

steelemagnolia63 04-01-2009 12:25 PM

you know that you are an ndn if you have duct tape in every color of the rain bow...

You know that you are a ndn if you plan other important events around your powwow schedule...

You know that you are an ndn if you have a calendar that is booked up every weekend with the words powwow at (insert name of town or event)

You know that you are an ndn if you ohave more money tied up in your regalia that you have in your car...

You know that you are an ndn if you stop on the side of the road to get the porky that someone just ran over.....

You know that you are an ndn if you understand anything that anyone posts on this thread without asking questions....

Tatanka Sapa Win 04-01-2009 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soopashinaab (Post 1291500)
yuo know yuo're NDN if think Commodity cheese has it's own place in the food pyramid!! :tounge_sm

It Does though! LOL!!!

apacheheart 04-01-2009 03:55 PM

U know ur NDN when U call everyone "cuzzin"....even if ur not related!keep smilin1

steelemagnolia63 05-22-2009 06:20 PM

You know your an ndn if you have the number of your favorite drum on your speed dial..

50cal 05-23-2009 03:58 AM

U know ur NDN if you use the generator to recharge your cell phone battery............

badmaninc 05-27-2009 08:48 PM

you know you are ndn if you can give a new hickey over an old one and the first one wasn't from you.

soopashinaab 05-28-2009 10:03 AM

You know you're NDN if you hear the joke "Cousins are for practice" and you think "Aren't they???"

Kiiwedinong 05-28-2009 11:44 AM

You know your an Indian when you write your lastname at the back of your Pow Wow chair and continue to use the same chair 10 years after your married.

clk 05-28-2009 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steelemagnolia63 (Post 1291536)
You know that you are a ndn if you plan other important events around your powwow schedule...

GUILTY!! :hysterica

hermanyhorses 06-07-2009 09:30 PM

I like that one. lmao! its funny and gross at the same time.

hermanyhorses 06-07-2009 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmaninc (Post 1306401)
you know you are ndn if you can give a new hickey over an old one and the first one wasn't from you.



I like that one. lmao!!! hahaha! :lol:

Furiously-Fancy 06-07-2009 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmaninc (Post 1306401)
you know you are ndn if you can give a new hickey over an old one and the first one wasn't from you.


siiiiiick dude!!!

Furiously-Fancy 06-08-2009 12:01 AM

u might be an Indian if u been married 3 times and with every marriage you had the same in-laws!!

badmaninc 06-08-2009 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furiously-Fancy (Post 1308940)
u might be an Indian if u been married 3 times and with every marriage you had the same in-laws!!

Dude that happened on our rez. Two brothers married two sisters from a different tribe. Well one brother died and the one sister married one of the other brothers. The other sister left her husband for one of the other brothers. Dude, it must be crazy for mother and fathers day in their family.


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