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Old 08-24-2006, 12:56 PM   #1
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Question Worse emcee joke?

Some emcees tell their signature jokes over and over and over.

Some emcees tell raunchy jokes "after hour jokes" and....

Some tell jokes that aren't EEEEven funny?




What is the worse emcee joke YOU'VE heard?
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:33 PM   #2
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What is the worse emcee joke YOU'VE heard?


The three letter spelling of the word "Canada" was told at a powwow that I thought was degrading to our Canadian brothers and sisters. It goes something like this:

"Our brothers and sisters in Canada have decided to shorten the name of that country to make it easier to spell because of limited education up on the Reserves. Here is how we now spell Canada.

C ahhhhhhhh!
N ahhhhhhhh!
D ahhhhhhhh!"

Talk about kicking our northern friends, I was ready to take out an MC with my walking stick. My stick would have made a great looking tail on the guy.

I was nice and kept my mouth shut and my stick clean.
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there are several pow-wows that are looking for volunteers. That's where everything starts. Usually your Committee is made up of people from the NDN Communtiy; they bring with them many talents that would otherwise be difficult to put out on a "Job Opening" flyer. Someone that works well with others; willing to attend multiple meetings over the next twelve months, ('cause we all know that next year's pow-wow starts when this year's ends); a lead dancer or someone with head staff experience; someone from the city/college/university or IHS staff; an educator, financial advisors are always a plus; just about anyone that BRINGS something to the Committee TABLE, so just get out to the many pow-wows and ask to be on the committee; I'm certain that all San Francisco Bay Area pow-wows are just waiting to receive new folks to help out with their dance.
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there are several pow-wows that are looking for volunteers. That's where everything starts. Usually your Committee is made up of people from the NDN Communtiy; they bring with them many talents that would otherwise be difficult to put out on a "Job Opening" flyer. Someone that works well with others; willing to attend multiple meetings over the next twelve months, ('cause we all know that next year's pow-wow starts when this year's ends); a lead dancer or someone with head staff experience; someone from the city/college/university or IHS staff; an educator, financial advisors are always a plus; just about anyone that BRINGS something to the Committee TABLE, so just get out to the many pow-wows and ask to be on the committee; I'm certain that all San Francisco Bay Area pow-wows are just waiting to receive new folks to help out with their dance.
now, that's a terrible joke!!
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