Forum: Jokes and Humor
01-23-2019, 12:11 AM
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Views: 302
Eight Important Facts
Number 8 – Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 7 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 6 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 5 –...
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
01-22-2019, 10:54 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 287
Medical Advice
Wal-Mart has installed a medical machine, that for $ 10.00 and a urine sample, would diagnose any condition. When my husband went with a sore elbow, the computer printout read, “You have tennis...
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
11-27-2018, 12:45 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 283
Show 'em your badge...
A couple of Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) officers stopped at Sandy Bay First Nation and talked to an old Indian standing on the road.
He told the old Indian, "I need to inspect this land...
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Forum: War Discussion
11-11-2018, 12:03 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 346
Happy Veterans Day
To all my warrior friends within the Teton Lakota Oglala tribe, Cheyenne River Sioux Tribes, Confederated Tribes of the Umatilla and around the world, Happy Veterans Day.
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
10-28-2018, 12:30 PM
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Replies: 2
Views: 392
Ain't it the truth...
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni®...
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
10-27-2018, 07:28 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 287
Oh. my golly!!!
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
10-23-2018, 10:05 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 289
Getting Older
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so,"...
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
10-19-2018, 12:53 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 336
Contract
A husband died. A few years later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes. "Darling, oh how I've missed you! The husband extends his arms...
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
10-03-2018, 11:04 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 290
True Deer Hunting Story
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Carl, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take...
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
09-26-2018, 01:55 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 299
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
09-24-2018, 07:29 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 287
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
09-24-2018, 06:58 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 298
Pay Attention...
You had better get over here and clean up this mess or I swear to God I will passive aggressively sigh and pick it up myself!
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
09-17-2018, 11:34 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 276
Super Lazy
I'm Super Lazy today.
It's like Normal Lazy, but I'm wearing a cape...
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
08-27-2018, 10:53 PM
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Replies: 4
Views: 402
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
08-14-2018, 12:33 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 369
Parenting...
Parenting is a lot like the bar scene: Everyone’s yelling, everything’s sticky, someone's always cryin', it’s the same music over and over again and occasionally someone pukes…
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Forum: Chit Chat
08-13-2018, 08:25 PM
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Replies: 9,988
Views: 375,262
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Forum: Chit Chat
08-12-2018, 11:17 PM
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Replies: 9,988
Views: 375,262
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
08-12-2018, 10:54 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 401
Golden Age
They weren’t in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My wife has scolded me numerous times for leaving my car keys in the ignition. She’s afraid that the car could be...
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
08-06-2018, 11:46 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 443
Fishing for Bass
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the...
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
08-02-2018, 04:47 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 402
It's All In The Formula
Dear Algebra;
Stop asking us to help you find your X
She’s never coming back and don’t ask Y
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Forum: Chit Chat
07-30-2018, 02:13 PM
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Replies: 9,988
Views: 375,262
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
07-28-2018, 11:44 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 409
Wrong Florial Arrangement
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
07-27-2018, 01:39 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 400
Support for Law Enforcement
There’s no reason to tailgate me when I’m doing 50 in a 35.
And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous
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Forum: Jokes and Humor
07-21-2018, 03:18 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 449
Real or Fake?
How are Unicorn's fake but Giraffes are real? Like what's more believable, a horse with a horn or a Leopard-Moose-Camel with a 40 foot neck?
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Forum: Pow Wow Talk
07-12-2018, 01:12 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 358
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