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Ndnsoldierboy 01-29-2014 12:28 PM

The Great Carnac: A: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday.

Q: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.

The Tonight Show Starring Johhny Carson

windanncer 01-29-2014 10:47 PM

"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

Saturday Night Live

Ndnsoldierboy 02-01-2014 08:02 PM

Envy me. Thatís my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womenís shoes. I was dead before I got here.

Al Bundy

Married With Children

windanncer 02-01-2014 10:36 PM

Leonard Hofstadter: You can't blow up my head with your mind.
Sheldon Cooper: Then I'll settle for an aneurysm.

Big Bang Theory

Ndnsoldierboy 02-05-2014 01:23 PM

Fred Flintstone: Yabba dabba doo!

The Flintstones

windanncer 02-05-2014 11:08 PM

"This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze. It's when your brain needs to sneeze, but it caint cause its a brain, so it just hurts"

Si Robertson - Duck Dynasty

Ndnsoldierboy 02-06-2014 04:39 PM

Brain: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?

Pinky: Um, I think so, Brainie, but why would anyone want to pierce Brosnan?


windanncer 02-07-2014 12:02 AM

"The reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." Mozzie

White Collar

Ndnsoldierboy 02-07-2014 01:41 PM

Frank: "Is there a ransom note?"

Ed: "Yes, the butler found it; it was tied to this window and thrown into the rock garden. I sent the note to the lab; they're demanding one million dollars."

Frank: "Why would the lab demand a million dollars?"

Police Squad!

windanncer 02-07-2014 11:46 PM

"Sherlock: Before you say anything, I'd like to remind you that I'm holding an axe." -

-- Elementary

Ndnsoldierboy 02-20-2014 05:20 PM

This is Sports Center...

ESPN tv announcer

windanncer 02-21-2014 12:03 AM

Wednesday: Are they dead?
Pugsley: Does it matter?

Addams Family

Ndnsoldierboy 03-08-2014 10:31 PM

"And that's the way it is".

Walter Cronkite's final sign off

windanncer 03-09-2014 12:11 AM

"Hey! How deep is the Platte anyway?"

South Park

Ndnsoldierboy 03-10-2014 09:43 PM

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals" no one would buy them

Pinky and the Brain

windanncer 03-10-2014 11:27 PM

Adam: I reject your reality, and substitute my own.


Ndnsoldierboy 03-12-2014 01:53 PM

ED McMAHON: Heaven has no brighter star than our next stellar guest, that omnipotent master
of the east and former manicurist to Howard Hughes, Carnac the Magnificent...

Welcome once again, O Great Sage... I hold in my hand these envelopes. As a child of four can
plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise
jar since noon today on Funk and Wagnell's porch. No one knows the contents of these envelopes,
but you, in your divine and mystical way, will ascertain the answers to these questions having never
seen them before.

A: A full moon
Q: What would you see if Orson Welles dropped his pants?

A: Crabgrass.
Q: What do crabs get high on?

A: 20,000 Leagues Beneath the Sea.
Q: Where is the American dollar headed?

CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT...The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

windanncer 03-12-2014 11:49 PM

Janitor: What is it with steel wool? Is it steel? Or is it wool?


Ndnsoldierboy 03-14-2014 02:56 PM

And remember, 'mud' spelled backwards is 'dum'.

Bugs Bunny

windanncer 03-14-2014 11:05 PM

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Jerry Seinfeld

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