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indian-heart-beat 03-28-2006 04:52 PM

no size fits me - I have to wear tents...

Little Man's Ma 03-29-2006 02:36 AM

They're natural...... really (my green eyes.. they're not contacts!! lol :thumbsup: )

indian-heart-beat 03-29-2006 06:04 AM

Germans don't know how to make coffee *g*(oops, have to post an OBVIOUS lie)
The more expensive a man's handy, the longer his XYZ *g*

p_town_mami 03-29-2006 09:16 AM

The real truth is that Nick Lachey actually left Jessica Simpson for me...and we are getting married this summer. Unless he wins the alimony suit. Then we can just live in sin off her money.

Furiously-Fancy 03-29-2006 11:23 AM

...........I have all kinds of time to post!

Migiziwomen 03-29-2006 12:43 PM

I like white boys better:eyebrow2:

Migiziwomen 03-29-2006 12:47 PM

size does not matter:pinocchio

indian-heart-beat 03-29-2006 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Migiziwomen
I like white boys better:eyebrow2:

...because they are the very best lovers of the whole universe!!! :shades_sm

middle of the sky 03-29-2006 05:20 PM

and they dont smell like cabbage



my bad

indian-heart-beat 03-30-2006 05:18 AM

Hey, how can you bring out all the truth in one sentence! I just imagined...and what you write is not funny at all! I am not German and let me tell you, they not only smell like cabbage, they DO look like cabbage aswell! And they all know how to conquer a woman...oh how I love it! I love to be conquered by a cabbage! Oh yeah! *g*

Migiziwomen 03-30-2006 09:07 AM

mmmm cabbage:hysterica

sunkato 03-30-2006 04:39 PM

I'm the queen of the world

bahnisiain 03-31-2006 09:27 AM

ooh you were the GREATEST i ever had, really!

hobbs49 03-31-2006 09:33 AM

This is the most mentally stimulating thread on PW.com! Must be all of that cabbage :-)

indian-heart-beat 04-01-2006 03:43 PM

As hobbs 49 recommends:
Everybody try cabbage! It's the very best brain stimulating food!

Poor me. I have to become stupid, because I've got an allergical preference for stimulants. No meat is allowed to come too close to me. Otherwise it will be petrified with horror because of my wicked intelligence *g*

*Brown Eyed Gurl* 04-01-2006 04:22 PM

Top 10 Online Lies

10. "I'm in this private room consoling a depressed friend".

9. "You're different.......I've never felt like this about someone I've never met before."

8. "I'm new online and haven't had time to create a profile.......but tell me more
about yourself.

7. "I never do cybersex!! Yet here in this room alone with you, well I'm getting excited"

6. "Yes of course I'm female......."

5. "No this is my only screen name....You mean you can have more then one?"

4. "I'm 5'4, blonde hair, blue eyes and guys love my body!" Male version is "I'm 6'0, great tan,
and buffed from working out"

3. "I'm not like most of the guy's here, I just want to meet so we can just have coffee and get to know each other" (at the hotel coffee shop)

2. "I don't care what you look like, it's whats on the inside that counts" (Which is true,
except it means "I'm horny and could care less, just type")

1. "Tonight my love.......our souls have touched.


:laughing::laughing::laughing:

indian-heart-beat 04-01-2006 06:01 PM

:errrr:

OMG

Do you really think he/she/it (doesn't matter, too late anyway)
doesn't really love me???
All those posts,
all those PMs,
all those pictures I sent,
all the money I lent out,...

OMG


:cry_smile

hobbs49 04-02-2006 11:11 AM

Can you really have more than one screen name??? Wow!

indian-heart-beat 04-02-2006 02:17 PM

Hobbs...Revenge *g*
 
Hey, I'm gonna show you a new screen name, Darling...

Come home- and get a hot tasty coffee...you xyz *g*

...do you still need a straw?

I'm so sorry, Honey! Maybe last night was too hard for you.

I really didn't want to hurt your mouth with the metal gag.

Next time we will try another game, do we? Yes?

Come on Superman, give us another chance and stop posting to

all those women...

:wink:

middle of the sky 04-02-2006 11:43 PM

no one has issues here


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