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Old 03-28-2005, 03:30 PM   #1
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Smile Deadly Lingerie!!!!!

A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to
purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is
shown several possibilities that range from $250 to
$500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and
take the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go
upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so
sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it
on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep
the $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a
pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for
$500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral services are pending.
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Old 03-28-2005, 03:45 PM   #2
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The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for
$500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral services are pending.
LMFAO Good one C
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Old 03-28-2005, 06:09 PM   #4
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Old 03-28-2005, 06:28 PM   #5
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Dude, way I heard it was that the woman was so distraught by having a very honest husband, she committed suicide. AYE, j/k. Good one.
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