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AngelFeather 04-28-2005 07:26 PM

Living Will Changes....
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, I do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood ethically challenged politicians, who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for glass
of Chardonnay, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
(Flush me down the salmon river).

Under no circumstances shall the hypocritical members of the Legislature
(State or Federal) enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the
millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.

Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't
care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run for the presidency, it is my wish that they play politics with someone
else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.

I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to
legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too.

If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell.

_________________________________________ Dated

_________________________________________ Signature

_________________________________________ Witness

*Brown Eyed Gurl* 04-29-2005 03:53 AM


little wolf 04-29-2005 07:45 AM

I like that so much I printed it!

Lerf1950 05-04-2005 06:51 AM


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