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Old 10-19-2014, 03:05 PM   #1
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Missing Wife...

A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:

Husband : I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

Sergeant : What is her height ?

Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .

Sergeant : Build?

Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : Color of eyes?

Husband : Never noticed.

Sergeant : Color of hair?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Sergeant : What was she wearing?

Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant : Did she go in a car?

Husband : yes.

Sergeant : What kind of car was it?

Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.……………. at this point the husband started crying.

Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We’ll find your car.
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SMS to his wife: Honey, I was with Lena and a bunch of friends at a party. Suddenly we heard a powerful explosion, and the door fell out came the three terrorists psychopaths. I broke my hands and beat face. My friends are dead. I'm in the hospital, amputated my hands, SMS writes a nurse. SMS to her husband: WHO IS Lena ?
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