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Old 03-24-2004, 10:32 AM   #1
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Signs

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


On a Septic Tank Truck sign:

"We're #1 in the #2 business."



Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."



At a Proctologist's door

"To expedite your visit please back in."




On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."



On a Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."



Pizza Shop Slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."


On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"



On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."



In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."


On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."


At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."



Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."



In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."




And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."
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