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Old 10-02-2015, 11:20 AM   #1
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Typical Government employees !

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A fellow stopped at a rural petrol station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and he watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was about 25 feet behind filling in the old hole. The men worked right past the fellow with the soft drink and went on down the road. "I can't stand this," said the man tossing the can in a trash container and heading down the road toward the men.

"Hold it, hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here with this digging?"

"Well, we work for the county, " one of the men said.

"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the county's money?"

"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there's three of us--me, Rodney and Mike. I dig the hole, Rodney sticks in the tree and Mike here puts the dirt back.

Now just because Rodney's sick, that don't mean that Mike and me can't work."
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Goodness sake, weird and stupid story I have ever read. Geeze. I know it is suppose to be funny like a stupid joke.
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Goodness sake, weird and stupid story I have ever read. Geeze. I know it is suppose to be funny like a stupid joke.

Looks like "someboday" has no sense of humor, get over it, if you don't understand the joke, either you are trolling the wrong thread or you are a government employee...the only thing I see stupid here is you by even bothering to comment with your weak attempt to insult my husband...in my humble opinion, you need to spend more time working on your grammar and less time trolling threads and commenting with your dumb *** remarks...

P.S. Just because you are deaf doesn't give you a license to be an asshole...
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I am sorry, Wardancer, for insulting your post. Yeah, you are right that I do not have a sense of humor to be amused.

You don't have to insult me just because I just made the comment about the government workers. Maybe the workers would have found someone to help them do the job if one worker was sick and had to stay home.

I am just being blunt just the way I am to make a comment. I am me and I can not change unless I want to change my attitude.

Proceed what everyone want to make comment on it.
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Goodness sake, weird and stupid story I have ever read. Geeze. I know it is suppose to be funny like a stupid joke.
It IS a joke ! Posted IN the JOKE thread. It's not real ! It didn't really happen ! Someone just made it up , to be funny !
IF you knew it was supposed to be funny , then why make your stupid comment ? I asked you once not to comment on my posts , I don't like you and I don't like when you give advice , because generally you have no idea what you're talking about !
Now I respect my elders , not necessarily my olders !
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It IS a joke ! Posted IN the JOKE thread. It's not real ! It didn't really happen ! Someone just made it up , to be funny !
IF you knew it was supposed to be funny , then why make your stupid comment ? I asked you once not to comment on my posts , I don't like you and I don't like when you give advice , because generally you have no idea what you're talking about !
Now I respect my elders , not necessarily my olders !

LoL!! As an atypical Government employee, I find it hilarious!! Thanks for posting!
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