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JoseMontez 01-24-2013 03:00 AM

You Know you're Native when___?
 
Fill in the blank :wink_smil

Spiritflight 01-24-2013 09:26 AM

you know what being native means

RestlessN8iv 01-24-2013 05:52 PM

You know you're native when you play Skyrim, and all you do is hunt for five consecutive hours.

Fang 01-24-2013 09:56 PM

You know you're native when you know somebody that knows somebody who knows somebody that has a cousin who knows that one girl who knows somebody that's been to that one place over there.

lbgood 01-26-2013 11:49 AM

You know you're Native when...You actually are Native and don't spew "but I'm native in my heart CRAP"!!!!:tapedshut

RestlessN8iv 01-27-2013 10:25 AM

When you're the only one in your history class that doesn't refer to NDNs in the past tense.

Fang 01-27-2013 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Section 8 (Post 1556367)
When you're the only one in your history class that doesn't refer to NDNs in the past tense.

...or if you get slightly proud and/or defensive on the odd case that your tribe is ever mentioned in a history class.

RestlessN8iv 01-28-2013 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fang (Post 1556368)
...or if you get slightly proud and/or defensive on the odd case that your tribe is ever mentioned in a history class.

or if another tribe is mentioned in the textbook, and yours isn't.

Fang 01-28-2013 11:23 AM

You know you're native when you start singing your fave 49 song to yourself in public, then realize you're singing out loud.... and rather loud too.

Chevy_truckin_NDN 01-28-2013 11:38 AM

you know your native when you hear sssssssttt sssssssttt, and know better than to look...

Chevy_truckin_NDN 01-28-2013 11:39 AM

you know your native when you see a flyer for NDN tacos and call the number to see who is making the frybread...

Chevy_truckin_NDN 01-28-2013 11:40 AM

you know your native when you look at other peoples beadwork and don't buy it but take pictures so you can make it "look better" ...bwhahahahaa.

Chevy_truckin_NDN 01-28-2013 11:44 AM

You know your native when going out dancing is bringing at least 2 suitcases, your favorite shawl, a cooler full of red kool aid and meatpies, and your lawn chair...

Chevy_truckin_NDN 01-28-2013 11:46 AM

you know your native when your yearly camping trip is actually your ceremonies...

wyo_rose 01-28-2013 11:58 AM

You know you're native when you DON'T have a grandmother who was a Cherokee princess.

Itzhecatl 01-28-2013 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chevy_truckin_NDN (Post 1556438)
you know your native when you look at other peoples beadwork and don't buy it but take pictures so you can make it "look better" ...bwhahahahaa.

lmao!

CandaePrincess 01-29-2013 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyo_rose (Post 1556446)
You know you're native when you DON'T have a grandmother who was a Cherokee princess.

whayyyy

*L*

You know you're native when you miss commod cheese and canned pork....and canned bologna and canned grape juice....

Spiritflight 01-29-2013 06:37 PM

you are drunk and think you are not native

Spiritflight 01-29-2013 06:42 PM

when you move across the land and get stuck between fences

Spiritflight 01-29-2013 08:19 PM

when you know - the rest of the world does not care for you


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