She said, "You don't do nuthin' with me no more."
That's when I drug her to the hardware store.
Laid down my money, bought her a pop.
Promised her some fun, just one more stop.
Bought her a license and a fishin' pole,
took her to my favorite hole.
Told her we'd stay till she got bored.
Hell that happened as I shut the truck door.
Well I said we'd leave, "Just one more cast."
Knowing that this would be my last.
I leaned back and threw it with all my might....
that's when I felt the line go tight.
Well I don't know but something come over me.
I set the hook and let the line run free.
She twisted and thrashed and jumped about.
That's when I heard an awful shout.
It was a hideous scream.....such misery,
a sight like this men rarely see.
She flipped and she flopped and then with one big splash.
That's when I landed that large mouthed ***.
I suggested it be "mounted" she said, "NOT on your life"
I guess there's just things you don't do to your wife.
She don't do nuthin' with me no more.