I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past couple of years.
Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
Because of your concern... I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove...
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12-07-2004, 02:00 PM -
i got the following "the next time" advisements two days in a row:
Yesterday, i called my hotel rewards program to see what i can do with free-night promotional certificates taht were almost ready to expire. i told them i tried to use them, but the hotels i was looking at were...10-11-2013, 04:31 PM -
My cornbread poll was popular, so I'm gonna try it again with dumplings. Never met anyone who was neutral on the subject.
There're two types of (American) dumplings...
There's Drop Dumplings
And then there's Rolled Dumplings
...Drop Dumplings8Rolled Dumplings3'S'all good! Let's eat!!!604-28-2012, 02:57 PM -
A father asks his 10-year-old son Vinnie if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Vinnie says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, dad,"...10-12-2004, 01:31 PM -
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder...11-13-2008, 01:56 PM