Nascar wouldn't have me.... tho I'd won every race.
Driving my life at full throttle...
in a race to the bottom of the bottle.
I don't remember the night...
my truck took flight.
But I ended up in the ditch,
with Jack and Bud & some crazy sonab!tch......
The race was near over, when right at the end
that's when I met a truly good friend.
Willing to get dirty and wade thru the sh!t
willing to stand by me...help me to quit.
The morning's aren't cloudy and I no longer fear,
no longer fear that face in the mirror.
No longer full throttle, a much slower pace...
but finally a winner, no longer a race.
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I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past couple of years.
Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
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