This is a true story. Honest!
While lurking about my favorite book store a few weeks ago, I overheard this conversation between the book store owner and his friend:
"Oh look! There's Dean's GIANT SIZE MAN THING!
You have that GIANT SIZE MAN THING out every...
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05-11-2010, 05:09 PM -
Subject: Homeless man
A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a
couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted 10 dollars and asked, "If I give...02-19-2005, 10:56 PM -
There was a Kiowa Man and a Apache Man both of them wanted this Sioux woman. So, the Sioux woman said who ever uses Liver and Cheese best in a sentence is who I will choose. The Kiowa man smiled and said if you choose me I will make you a liver and cheese sandwich you will never forget....The Apache...12-26-2005, 01:09 AM -
I'm bored and I miss my perfect man so I been sitting here thinking bout him
and some of mah girlz dont have men so they been talkin bout what they want. (It's that season ya know?) Although mine is great, and perfect ;) I think after a fight the perfect man would call or pick up the phone...
12-15-2003, 09:00 PM -
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully...02-03-2006, 01:03 AM