A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to
his first year medical students.
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Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.
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A Newfie walks by a restaurant and sees a sign that says
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And he says "By jeez, my tree favorite tings"..........
09-28-2006, 12:11 AM -
Tim Horton’s "Blonde"
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A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
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So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor-home!" ...01-31-2005, 10:46 AM -
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once the parrot...06-28-2005, 08:24 PM -
The Colonel & Lincoln
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> > TAKE A FEW MOMENTS AND READ THIS LETTER. THESE ARE STRONG,
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> > COURAGEOUS WORDS COMING FROM A RETIRED COLONEL, AND READ
> > WHAT LINCOLN...09-18-2008, 01:37 PM