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    A Promise

    I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU...
    I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND CONTROL YOU...
    I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL
    YOU GRUNT AND GROAN...
    I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...
    I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU
    WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I LEAVE.
    YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.

    ALL MY LOVE,

    THE FLU


    WHO WERE YOU THINKING?

    Just a reminder..............time to get a flu shot
    Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear... just sing, sing a song.sigpic
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    I shall also seek you and find you...at least four times every year.
    I shall make your throat feel like raw sandpaper is rubbing it.
    I shall cause you to blow and sneeze...and blow and sneeze...
    and blow and sneeze!
    I shall cause you to use 1 box of kleenex every two days.
    I shall not make you so weak you can't go to work or school,
    but shall cause you to create such an intolerable racket with
    your blowing and sneezing that your co-workers or fellow
    students will drive you away.
    I will be with you about 10 days each time I visit.
    And best of all, there is NOTHING you can do to keep me away!

    I am your (?)friend, THE COMMON COLD
    alamosaurus

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    • #3
      LOL LOL I have got to copy that down to put in cards omg that is too good . Nooooooooooooooooooooo shots ..I just dont let ppl that have kids hug me during flu season lol....
      Better known an loved as Men~Nie Turtles !
      Life is what you make it. Becareful what you give . You just might get it back!

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      • #4
        my son got his flu shot yesterday because of his asthma he is at risk. poor little though, his arm is bruised and he said it still hurt this morning. but like i told him yesterday one shot compared to being in the hospital isnt so bad.

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        • #5
          Cute little poems!!

          A yucky reminder that the flu season is upon us!!

          :16:
          If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!

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