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    He goes out to play pool and doesn't come home for 3 dayz.
    He goes to work and doesn't come home for a week.

    He tells you he can't see you or talk to you for awhile, cuz it's him not you.
    He won't talk to you at a movie but the next day he's tryin to tell u about how great it was.

    He tells u things will get better once his baby's mama gets married.
    When u catch him alone w/a girl he says,"What are u talkin about she's my cuzin or were jus frenz.

    You call his cell & a girl ans., the next day his mom calls tellin u that it was his sister,

    When he gets paid you can NEVER find him, but u get paid u can't get rid of him.
    He takes the car out for a night out and all of a sudden the pics of u n him that were hangin up are nowhere to be found, hmmmm.

    You go watch him play pool & u get dagger eyes from girls you've never seen before!

    He says the reason why he wanted to marry u: an Indian man askin u to marry him..damn u must've done something right for him to keep u so bad!!!

    FACTS: Native guys are the hardest to figure out, one day they luv u and the next day they don't know u.

    It takes them the longest to grow up & realize the party ended 21 years ago when they had their first child.

    No matter what, u gotta luv your man cuz he looks so cute laying on the couch, esp. when there is so much work to be done.

    Errr...that's a typical rez man for u!! LMAO..what do you ladies think..?
    "I don't know why you never tried to tell me I was the one for you, I'm telling you my love is true and you're the only one for me -NC

    I'm not crazy I'm jus a little impaired I know right now you don't care but soon enough you're gonna think of me and how I used to be I'm not crazy jus a little unwell...-matchbox 20

  • #2
    Drive to a powwow 8 or 10 hours, he dances all weekend and you end up driving all the way back home, cuz he's too tired and is sleeping in the back seat. You wake him up and ask him if he could drive now and his little sleepy beady eyes are lookin at ya saying "aww baby I'm too tired".

    Cant' resist that rez man!

    :Chatter
    "Gaa wiin daa-aangoshkigaazo ahaw enaabiyaan gaa-inaabid"

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    • #3
      I agree with both of you! :Chatter Lack of communication is also a biggie..... Why do they act like we can read minds?? Sometimes I don't get the hints and I just need to be told up front...lol...

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Kakeeya
        I agree with both of you! :Chatter Lack of communication is also a biggie..... Why do they act like we can read minds?? Sometimes I don't get the hints and I just need to be told up front...lol...
        UGH !!! tell me about it !?.....like the saying goes " CAN'T LIVE WITH EM ,CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT EM !"
        They come in handy when it comes to muscles :muscles: *L* :p

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        • #5
          I gots a Full blood ndn man....but dang...I'm glad he's not rezzed!!! *L*

          It's hard enough dealing with him b/c he's a man. :Chatter

          More power to you girls!!!!!!! Stay strong!



          Mussy by birth.....Native by the Grace of God.......


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          • #6
            Whew, I'm so glad my hubby isn't rezzed out, however, the only issue would be that he's never on time, but that's a common complaint against all men. *LOL*
            Bead All You Can Bead

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            • #7
              i know a few guys like this!
              Bahnisiain

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              • #8
                OR they try to get their kids from a previous relationship to call you "MOM"

                OR you end up being somewhat good friends with their other "babies mammas" and you two (or three, or four, however many "babies mammas" there are) sit and shoot the breeze about his lyin', cheatin' a$$.

                OR he is at work and he talks to you on the phone with one word answers= yeah, uh uh, who, when, WHY? And can't even say "Love you" before he hangs up, that drives me crazy!

                But like you girls said "Gotta love those "Rez men"!
                **National Indian Days Celebration & Pow wow**
                September 17-19, 2004
                White Swan, Washington
                Hope to see you all there! Later days Natives!

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                • #9
                  yup yup !

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                  • #10
                    I'm going to assume that these guys didn't just wake up one day in our custody and turn out to be losers. They must've been losers before we picked them up. So why do we pick them up? Sound like there is more wrong with us, than with them.
                    "The Cleveland Indians are going to change their name. They don't want to be known as a team that perpetuates racial stereotypes. From now on they're just going to be called the Indians." - Native Comedian Vaughn Eaglebear, Colville/Lakota

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                    • #11
                      Anyway............

                      I love Rez men cuz they know their/our history, culture, language, families and even though they might have their flaws, they are still beautiful and I'd prefer one of them to someone that doesn't know their history, culture and traditions anyday.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kakeeya
                        Anyway............

                        I love Rez men cuz they know their/our history, culture, language, families and even though they might have their flaws, they are still beautiful and I'd prefer one of them to someone that doesn't know their history, culture and traditions anyday.

                        ........thats it, girl! ;)
                        "Gaa wiin daa-aangoshkigaazo ahaw enaabiyaan gaa-inaabid"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ojibwaysweetie
                          ........thats it, girl! ;)

                          aw it didn't work I was trying to see if I could Quote somebody who Quoted somebody! But anyway I agree with what you said! and with what she said, and her and her. Oh well getting carried away! enit huh bro! (I mean sis) yeah that's what I said. Uh huh!
                          **National Indian Days Celebration & Pow wow**
                          September 17-19, 2004
                          White Swan, Washington
                          Hope to see you all there! Later days Natives!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Kakeeya
                            Anyway............

                            I love Rez men cuz they know their/our history, culture, language, families and even though they might have their flaws, they are still beautiful and I'd prefer one of them to someone that doesn't know their history, culture and traditions anyday.
                            Nuff said !

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Kakeeya
                              Anyway............

                              I love Rez men cuz they know their/our history, culture, language, families and even though they might have their flaws, they are still beautiful and I'd prefer one of them to someone that doesn't know their history, culture and traditions anyday.
                              Amen! That said we accept them with their good points and bad points, so we can quit bashing them. Any guy reading this thread probably thinks we are a bunch of whiners on the rag complainin' about just about every aspect of their character...
                              "The Cleveland Indians are going to change their name. They don't want to be known as a team that perpetuates racial stereotypes. From now on they're just going to be called the Indians." - Native Comedian Vaughn Eaglebear, Colville/Lakota

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