What's the most Rezzed out, stereotypical Indian thing you've ever done?

[p_town_mami]

I'd like to read some funny stories. Tell me what is the most rezzed out thing you or someone you know has ever done. You know, like your rez ride that only drives in 1st gear and you drove 4 hours to get to the pow-wow in it. That kind of stuff.

My step brother and his friend, who are both the epitome of rez life, of course don't have regular jobs. They got a job to do contracting work in Detroit, about 5 hours away, and were to be down there for two weeks. They had one beat up old rez ride, a 77 Cutlass with no radio and no muffler. Anyway, they take off down to Detroit with their clothes and their smokes. They have one tank of gas, and no money for food or gas. They light up a smoke, and realize that they don't have anymore matches or a lighter, and of course being a rez ride, the lighter inside didn't work. They couldn't afford the gas it would use up to pull off the freeway to get a book of matches, so what do they do? Being the rezzed out fools they are they decide to just chain smoke the ENTIRE way down to Detroit!

What's your story?

[middle of the sky]

Since I don't know how to drive I hire my neighbour to drive me and my kids to pow-wows, tho my driver is kinda too old now and one of my daughters has her own car, anywayz...we sometimes go to Kamloopa pow-wow, which is a big pow-wow up here in Canaduh. So it's kinda a big deal so my friend has these different cars yearly and this one year he has this little white car. It's small. Not even a trunk just that little place in the back to shove stuff and the front passenger seat is broken so this old spare tire is shoved behind the seat to keep it from falling completely back. That's where i'm sitting, shotgun. But we have to take the tire away to have room for stuff. After a 7 drive from Vancouver we get to the powwow gates and then you have to drive down a windy road and there's people all over, especially men. So I have to sit up and hold the seat up with one arm and pretend it's a normal seat not one that flies backward. And my arm is getting sore and I'm still trying to look kewl or whatever.

[nativemom]

One summer when I was traveling with my aunt, uncle, and cousins to pow wows. Well, they had this white cargo van that had those big side windows, right. Well, one of the big windows broke and we didn't have the extra money to get it fixed right away. So, we had to drive to a pow wow with the black trash bags taped up where the window used to be. Now of course it had to be the grey duct tape so everyone could see. We did not have tinted windows so it was so obvious when we pulled up to the pow wow....man, me and my cousins hid down and told the uncle to park WAY in the back. THAT was embarassing!!!!

[Miss_Nish]

Only time that pops into mah head is this one...

Us bridesmaids were runnin' on NDN time for a friends wedding.... Groom was at the church... Bride was on her way. AND we were still getting ready. Well, we finally finished... and we all jumped into the van. Stepped on it.. and headed to the wedding.

On our way there... we noticed the darn bumper was kinda about to fall off.. So we stopped to try and fix it.. It juss wouldn't stay put.. picture 6 ladies all dressed fancy.. tryna fix a bumper on da side of the road.. :Chatter Well... our last resort :Idea was to duct tape it on...

It worked.... :Thumbs We all made it to the wedding... and it was still very purdee!!

[Siouxper_Bunz]

This one time ....in band camp !?!? ayeez lol

About 2yrs ago ,mah bro's and two of mah sister's and mah self went hunting ,and we took mah dads truck (his pride and joy) lol

Anyhow here we were driving out in the woods (out in the boonies) lookin' for any deer's or moose, we didn't get any luck....

So we juss ended up going home ,but by the time we decided to go home ,it was already dark .....

As we were driving home ,taking the main highway.....all of a sudden the lights on the dash went out ,so did the head lights ,well.......we were about 20-25 mins away from home ,so what did we do..... ????
Goot thing we had a spot light .....lol ,one of mah bro's was holding up the spot light aaaaaall the way home ,lol

So imagine....this great big nice lookin' truck driving along the highway (goot thing there was no other cars) with this one big light on the roof of the truck......lmao

Goot thing mah dad was out of town for a few weeks *heehee* that gave us time to get the truck fixed (we all chipped in) lol ......we didn't get caught !

Aaah memories ....

[Blackbear]

hmmmm.... well our kitchen sink is reparied with duct tape and bailing wire..
I had a car with a big enough hole in the floorboard that we coulda "flintstoned" it every day LOL! Also the springs were cut to make it a "low rider" ROFLMAO!!
Served fried balogna sandwiches with ketchup for lunch to my kid's friends once.

[middle of the sky]

Ok, this is true. And me and my brother still laugh about it, and my oldest kid. We was so poor, how poor was we? For lunch I packed my 5 yr old a rubberly old carrot and a piece of hard bannock. How sad. Maybe she drank water also.

[p_town_mami]

Great stories!

Everyone has some great stories...keep it up! Miss Nishnab and Siouxper buns are my favorites so far...I swear I'm really LMFAO....hilarious!

[Coyot_In_The_House]

A Few.....

When your ride gets rusty.....cover the rust with bumber stickers....

Don't like the way that dish turned out.......Just add Commodity Cheese....

Windshield wipers don't work..No problem just shoestring em.......

That shirt getting a little tight.....Do the classic knee stretch........

Phone off.....Put it in your kid's name....

Trying to get back to work that monday after Powwow.......

a. Make up a weak played out excuse (for the 10th time) and phone in.
b.Just snag up and live with your snag.
d.Race back and drive all night just to call out anyway.
e.Work? What's that?

[Miss_Nish]

Windshield wipers don't work..No problem just shoestring em.......

:rofl2: :rofl2:

That's funny cuz I've EVEN done that! It was an emergency situation tho... We were driving home one snowy/rainy winter day..and... the wipers kept freezing up with chunks of ice. We didn't wanna stop.. so we juss kept reaching over to the wipers to snap the ice off.. we've done it many times.. :p one hand on the wheel... the other hand out the window... get what Imean... Anywho.. my cousin decides she gonna get the ice off from her side... damnit tho... she pulls the whole wiper off!! :Chatter It juss went flyin' in da air... We ended up having to stop anyway.. to repair the wiper.. with sum hockey tape, and a shoe string.


Juss to add to Coyotes list....

Hair a lil' greezeee.... tie it in a braid.. look all slick after.. :p

[49in_ndn]

well here's my story..

me and my friend were powwowin all summer and her car was about done!! LOL The car kept heating up so when we would cruise we would have to keep the heat on so the car wouldn't over heat. So here we were cruisin from powwow to powwow with the windows wide open and the heat full blast!! LOL

[wannabeUrNo1Snag]

:rofl2: :rofl2:

That's funny cuz I've EVEN done that! It was an emergency situation tho... We were driving home one snowy/rainy winter day..and... the wipers kept freezing up with chunks of ice. We didn't wanna stop.. so we juss kept reaching over to the wipers to snap the ice off.. we've done it many times.. :p one hand on the wheel... the other hand out the window... get what Imean... Anywho.. my cousin decides she gonna get the ice off from her side... damnit tho... she pulls the whole wiper off!! :Chatter It juss went flyin' in da air... We ended up having to stop anyway.. to repair the wiper.. with sum hockey tape, and a shoe string.


Juss to add to Coyotes list....

Hair a lil' greezeee.... tie it in a braid.. look all slick after.. :p

man thats funny about ur cuz pullin the wiper lol..i tried to good rep ya but i can't...lol newayz good story!!

[50cal]

When your ride gets rusty.....cover the rust with bumber stickers....

Don't like the way that dish turned out.......Just add Commodity Cheese....

Windshield wipers don't work..No problem just shoestring em.......

That shirt getting a little tight.....Do the classic knee stretch........

Phone off.....Put it in your kid's name....

Trying to get back to work that monday after Powwow.......

a. Make up a weak played out excuse (for the 10th time) and phone in.
b.Just snag up and live with your snag.
d.Race back and drive all night just to call out anyway.
e.Work? What's that?

Hey bro, are you talking about us and charlie brown??? LMFAO!! Remember that van??? First day we bought it off this one dude, my cousin rear ends someone else on the freeway in buffalo on our way to Grand River...crushs the guys car in, but good ol' charlie brown didn't have a scratch!! LOL...another time, one of our other singers took the van keys home with him (same van) and we had to cut the ignition wires to start it so we ended up with a van that had a cardboard sunroof (got crazy at the 9), a passenger side door that was held closed with rope, 2 broken chairs and a bed that wouldn't close up, a sliding side door that was held by bailing wire and a drivers side door that wouldn't lock unless you opened the side window and stuck your arm in. And the most slamming sound system that we could afford!!! LMFAO!!!

[nativemom]

How about when you have important papers that need to be signed and turned back in and you get grease/food stains on them.....LOL

[TacO5000]

How about when you have important papers that need to be signed and turned back in and you get grease/food stains on them.....LOL

sounds like me my papers be all beat up with pizza stains on em!