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    All right people...dish the dirt...what are your most embarrasing moments?

    I can remember one time, at a pow-wow, my Uncle was MC. I was out in the arena, talking to a fella, trying to mack, with like 600 other people out there, thinking I'm being all slick and $hyt when my Uncle sees me, and announces over the mic "Angie, who's that boy you're talking to? Hey man, that's my niece you're trying to pick up!"
    The true meaning of life........

    Life is all about a$$; you're either covering it, laughing it off,
    kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or
    behaving like one.

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    lmebo ... i ain't tell'n ;)
    :good&evil
    Inuk*



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    A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,
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    • #3
      that would be eXtremely embarassing p_town lol

      ~mine was i was at a powwow n my friend took my chair up for me so when i got up their i asked her if we were on a hill because my chair felt funny ~~well later on i got my answer caz my chair fell~>back LOL was very very funnny n everyone laffed at me but believe me at the very tIme i did not find it all that funny*L* i jus remember trying to get up n the stupid chair the arms on it and i was sorta stuck their till my aunt helped me up geez i was lucky enough that i didnt have a drink my chair
      i have a few others but i wont tell them hehe
      ~!~!
      187TatankaOyate..KingBird..DakotahHotaine..
      ..MidniteExpress'..HighLife..

      ..BuffaloHorse
      ..Eyabay..BattleCreek..
      BlazingSaddles..wHIteHorse


      CitieHigh..BlackBearCrossing..CederCreek..
      ChinikiLake..TimberLand..TBZ..BadNation

      ..Estayapi..Mandaree..BLACKSTONE ..HIGHNOON..
      LakeVermillion..LittleOtter..RedBull*..LynxClan


      **Sizzortail..BearCreek..WildROse..cOzad..GtO..

      LynxClan..N0rtheRnCree..Tatae`Topaw..MeskwakiNatio n..
      StoneyCreek..BlackLodge..YngKingbird..
      Oyatae..

      Eva-Hey Nakota
      ..RockyBoyRamblers..PonemahRamblerz..
      CumberLand.wildHorse..oGiidakii..SmokeyTown..
      NorthernWInd ojibwe plainz
      RIP lil brother

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      • #4
        on sunday i was taking part in a performance with this group called "swarm". they're a kinda futuristic drum group, really kewl jumping and playing these cool drums and stuff. anyways, we had a 2 hour workshop with them a week before and then me and about 9 others had to perform at this gala thingy. The head guy changed the moves around and some people didn't make it to the sound check on time so we practised a bit more before going on stage, like 10 minutes. Okay, anywayz, the guy beside me, who i showed the moves to and thought he had it, we start the piece and of course he keeps banging into me and throws me off also. it was embarassing cuz i had the moves down and the drumming and lots of natives and non-natives were there and now i look like a complete klutz. what i wont do for 25 bucks. lol.

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        • #5
          today at my daughters school's grand opening i had purple eyebrows..i thought i was using brown to fill in my eyebrows that i accidently shaved funny cuz i couldnt find my tweezers..my daughters asked..are your eyebrows purple?

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          • #6
            Hi
            I was at this powwow running a full head of steam this dancer came out and we almost crashed into each other too thats very embarrassing too almost like locomotives smashed into each other.
            Asema Is Sacred
            Traditional Use, Not Misuse
            Wakan Tanka please have compassion on me.
            OK Niji we are running a train with red over yellow at this powwow.

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            • #7
              its a toss up between getting locked in a hotel bathroom when i was 14, and my dad being drunk and telling this whole college baseball team that was staying at the hotel that i was locked in the bathroom because i was drawing all sorts of attention cuz the security guards came to unlock the door.......

              or my pants getting ripped really BAD and really LOUDLYin front of everyone i worked with when i was a housekeeper at a hotel
              "So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide. Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people and grovel to none.

              When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself. Abuse no one and nothing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision. When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home."

              -Tecumseh

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              • #8
                When i was 14 i got 'pants'd' in the busiest hallway of my Junior High .....and all those ppl still remember what color my panties were



                *Kalilsha*



                If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
                When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

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                • #9
                  were/are they POLKA DOTS?

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                  • #10



                    *Kalilsha*



                    If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
                    When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

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                    • #11
                      BEG, LMAOROTF!!!! Did ya have the floral ensemble goin? hahahahaha

                      My most embarassing moment? haaaaaaaa which one? Uhhhhh this one time, I hit a stride in kmart, slid about five yards (arms flailing OMG it seemed to last forever!!! Straight up slow mo.... hahahahaha), and by the time I stopped I was up under a large patio table, in a skirt....wif my legs up in the air. I was sooooo shame.......... lolololol
                      SHAKE IT!!!!

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                      • #12
                        I was like 13 so you know there was a high trauma factor.
                        SHAKE IT!!!!

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                        • #13
                          LOL geez


                          I walked into a telephone pole while i was walkin around holdin hands with my b/f Tommy in 8th grade.....that sucked



                          *Kalilsha*



                          If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving u
                          When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be u an me..

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                          • #14
                            Well if i'm gonna share...i also have to share someone elses too...them 1st! My friend has this really EXTREMELY prissy stuck up wife....not very friendly, u know "ONE OF THOSE" so anyway...once i walked in on her w/her foot practically in her mouth & she was biting her TOE NAILS! she was sooooo embarassed.....i laughed my bunz off & thought "geez she's flexible"...hahaha! But it ranks as one of the grossest things i've seen a woman do.

                            ok...me...huh....well instead of being helpful i was "handy"....i was helping my co-worker w/her shoulder bag & when i went to adjust her shoulder strap she turned & i grabbed her boob....it was soooo akward! FULL PALMAGE....i laughed strangely, pushed her on the elevator & proceeded to the ladies to wash my hand!
                            *BE EASY*

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                            • #15
                              oh i forgot one of my other most embarassing stories..

                              i have these one pair of pants that are gothic-like and they have lots of belt-like straps hanging from them connecting to different parts of the pants. plus their baggy. well me my little bro and my friend were all out to eat at cici's which is a pizza buffet. we sat at a table that was actualy a picnic table even though it was inside. well i was getting up to get more pizza and one of my straps got caught on the picnic table and i dropped my whole tray..with my drink..and spilled my drink EVERYWHERE...right in the middle of this restraunt. so not only did i fall flat on my @$$ i made a HUGE mess......then this little kid at the table next to us looks at his mom about to cry and says "i didnt do that!!!"
                              "So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide. Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people and grovel to none.

                              When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself. Abuse no one and nothing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision. When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home."

                              -Tecumseh

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