Crazy things your kids say will never be forgotten

[badmaninc]

Have your kids ever said anything that will never be forgotten. We were travelling home from a pow wow in Idaho one time and my middle daughter who was almost 5 at the time had been sleeping for a few hours woke up when we stopped to get something to eat in Bellingham. She asked where we were and my oldest who was almost 9 told her that we were in Bellingham, where Baby Jesus was born.

Another time, my middle child said to her mom, "Can you get me something to drink". My wife said to her "What do you say", without missing a beat my daughter said, "NOW". I had to walk away from my wife without saying a word. I wasn't sure if she was really mad or wanted to laugh or hit something; I just didn't want to be the one closest to her and find out it was the latter.

One time, my cousin's husband and one of my hunting partners was in an elevator with his 6 year old son. There was an elevator full of complexion challenged folks and his son looked up at him and said, "Dad lets go to the bathroom I have to leave a reallly healthy dump". Everybody turned around and looked at my friend. He said he felt his face get real hot and he didn't want to look at anybody. I asked him where his son had heard this saying and he told me to shut up.

Anybody got anymore.

[KeetersCAT]

When my oldest son was about 3 or 4 he used to mispronounce a game called "Duck Hunt". So it sounded like Dunkhunt. I did some explaining when we vistied the arcade. :Blush

[ndn_butterfly]

When my niece wants to annoy someone she says "Yes Fweetheart" (she can't say her Sw's)..or else she says "Yes Dahling"..lol
When I was with my bf, she was my competition. If you asked her who her bf was or who she loved, she'd say "Babu"..lol

[badmaninc]

When my niece wants to annoy someone she says "Yes Fweetheart" (she can't say her Sw's)..or else she says "Yes Dahling"..lol
When I was with my bf, she was my competition. If you asked her who her bf was or who she loved, she'd say "Babu"..lol

Thats a good one. Another time, one morning my wife heard my oldest daughter, age 9 at the time, coming to our bedroom and she hid in the closet. My daughter asked where mom was and I told her that I was going to trade her in for a new woman. My daughter said, "Try to get one that's not so bossy this time." My wife came hurrying out of the closet and my daughter said, "Oh hi mom, luv you". I got backhanded cause I was laughing to hard.

[ndn_butterfly]

Thats a good one. Another time, one morning my wife heard my oldest daughter, age 9 at the time, coming to our bedroom and she hid in the closet. My daughter asked where mom was and I told her that I was going to trade her in for a new woman. My daughter said, "Try to get one that's not so bossy this time." My wife came hurrying out of the closet and my daughter said, "Oh hi mom, luv you". I got backhanded cause I was laughing to hard.

Holy Krap thats a good one! :rofl2:

My niece broke her leg this passed summer. One day she was sitting at the table quietly, or so I thought. I went to check up on her, and she was pointing at both legs..saying "Good leg..bad leg..good leg..bad leg"..lol I found that to be cute

[owleyes]

Thats a good one. Another time, one morning my wife heard my oldest daughter, age 9 at the time, coming to our bedroom and she hid in the closet. My daughter asked where mom was and I told her that I was going to trade her in for a new woman. My daughter said, "Try to get one that's not so bossy this time." My wife came hurrying out of the closet and my daughter said, "Oh hi mom, luv you". I got backhanded cause I was laughing to hard.

LMAO! That is so funny! :rofl2:

[chazziff]

late one night when my second daughter was about four weeks old and was crying her little head off. i could do nothing to calm her down - when my bedroom door swings open. My oldest daughter, who was three at the time, says to me in her most "little girl" annoyed voice - "why don't you shut that baby up - i'm tryin to sleep!" and then proceeds to slam the door shut. all i could do was start laughin in my sleep deprived state. then after couple of sleepless nights, we were both sittin at the table eating our breakfast when she asks me "when's that baby going home?" all i could say without snickerin was "she is home - she's going to stay with us for forever." she just looked so forlorn as she stared into her cereal bowl for a couple of seconds and slumped out of her chair and proceeded into the living room. i wanted to bust out laughin soo bad but i had to hold it in as i went to comfort her in her "time of need"..

[49in_ndn]

This one time..LOL.. when my niece was little, she was 3 or 4, I had a really good friend that would always come and visit me. My friend was kind of "thick" or big boned. Anyway I had my niece staying a few days with me and my friend came to visit. After a few hours of visiting my niece must of got thinking cause she looked really serious and after my friend how come she was so fat? :O I didn't want my friend to get embarrassed or mad so I just tried to iqnore my lil niece but my niece won't drop it. She wanted an answer and I didn't know what to say. She finally let it go and went on playing. It was too funny..

[kneegrow_native]

The other night my son called his sister a nipple pincher.

[49in_ndn]

LMAO the other night my niece that's 5 told my dad she was gonna kick his little ***..:O :D "Grandpa... I am gonna kick your little ***!" It was in that little girl tough sounding voice.. LMAO

[nativemom]

When my oldest son was 3 yrs. old his favorite movie at that time was Star Wars (I don't know which one...the one with Anakin as a little boy). But anyways, he couldn't say Star Wars he would say Star Wh*res.....dang that was embarassing because he would tell everyone about his toys and especially when he was Anakin for Halloween.

[badmaninc]

late one night when my second daughter was about four weeks old and was crying her little head off. i could do nothing to calm her down - when my bedroom door swings open. My oldest daughter, who was three at the time, says to me in her most "little girl" annoyed voice - "why don't you shut that baby up - i'm tryin to sleep!" and then proceeds to slam the door shut. all i could do was start laughin in my sleep deprived state. then after couple of sleepless nights, we were both sittin at the table eating our breakfast when she asks me "when's that baby going home?" all i could say without snickerin was "she is home - she's going to stay with us for forever." she just looked so forlorn as she stared into her cereal bowl for a couple of seconds and slumped out of her chair and proceeded into the living room. i wanted to bust out laughin soo bad but i had to hold it in as i went to comfort her in her "time of need"..

That's hilarious. Could just see the resignation in your daughter's face. That' sooooo funny.

[badmaninc]

My kids say crazy insane stuff and it is usually at my wife's expense so that makes it even funnier. We were traveling to a powwow down to Tulalip one year and they have this sign on the freeway down past Bellingham and it says No. Samish Lake turnoff. My wife asked what does N-O. mean and my oldest daughter who was 9-10 at the time, said no. I just got really quiet and was staring down the freeway when my wife looked at me and we both busted a gut. She was so red and I was laughing so hard I almost went into the lake. She smacked me again. Its funny, you know you're going to get smacked for laughing but you can't help yourself.

[Miss_Nish]

After watching the weather update on TV.... my younger sister started CRYING!!! She ran over to Mom and said...

"Mom... *sobs*.. the sun is gonna break!!!!!" :sunny!:

:rofl2:

[bushy_braids]

well lemme tell ya'll some the things we used to say when we were kiddies... that we still get teased bout to this day...
first off i was ALWAYS teased/ tormented by my older sis & bro cause i couldn't pronounce my "r's"... so that was always a LAUGH!
anyways... i used to be a HUNGRY child... one time we were @ the pawn shop and this chinese lady was munchin' some chinese food... mann i musta been hungry cause while my fam was lookin' around @ the shop - there i was lookin' right @ her food and then busted out with "can i have a bite!?" (haha...i embarassed my mom - so she prolly took me to eat afterwards)
another time my uncle gave me a piece of candy and my mom was like "ok now what do you say!?" so i said "can i have some more!" (haha... doesn't hurt to ask - i got more candy!)... i was always after some food!
when my sister was young she couldn't say "gas station"... so she'd tell my pops "hey... let's go to the @ss station to get some @ss"... haha!