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Originally posted by MIB View PostYa know, I was looking for somebody for private duty lovin',I mean nursing. Nurses didn't like my remark to doctor that them white nurses at hospital were killin me.Always jabbing,poking,trying to be blood suckin vampire trying to drain my blood supply dry.And da food was,well that kid in short stuff avatar picture could cook better food.
Nymphomaniacs Convention
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>Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston "
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>learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths
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>is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
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>lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
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>call me Bubba."In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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Originally posted by LittleCricket View PostI've missed u2 babygurl ..lmao could 2 c u havent given up green koolaid..
Ok people, here the menu for today
mega Salad Bar
mega veggie bar
mega bar with roast beef,chicken,did a turkey breast,lobster,
shrimp and crab,trout.
we also got chili, and the dip and chip appitzers.
we also got desert bar
Also plenty of coffee,tea,green koolaid,expresso, and a wide variety specialty coffee's.
And if you don't eat you gonna die and go down instead of up.MIB
Hell,there are no rules here,we're just trying to accomplish something.
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I would like 3 eggs over easy and whole wheat toast, bacon and a big bowl of grits. Some wakalapi and a fat raspberry cream cheese danish! Oh and some Oj
and get Migizikwe an IV of lactated ringers and multi-vitamins and some oj. She no feel so goot right just this instant. My poor babysigpic
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Originally posted by OneidaDreamer View PostI would like 3 eggs over easy and whole wheat toast, bacon and a big bowl of grits. Some wakalapi and a fat raspberry cream cheese danish! Oh and some Oj
and get Migizikwe an IV of lactated ringers and multi-vitamins and some oj. She no feel so goot right just this instant. My poor babyMIB
Hell,there are no rules here,we're just trying to accomplish something.
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Originally posted by MIB View PostHere's your order, so you can eat while I put some stuff together for you to give Migizi.We got no ringers,but here you a gallon OJ,2 gal. of the tea she likes,big bottle multivitamins and a 12 pack of gingerale.Long as she got plenty to drink,she may not feel like eating but she got to keep plenty fluids going in as not to dehydrate.And ifin you need more stuff to give her to drink just holler.sigpic
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Originally posted by MIB View PostYou need green koolaid ? I the new cook,here I fix you some.
Ok people, here the menu for today
mega Salad Bar
mega veggie bar
mega bar with roast beef,chicken,did a turkey breast,lobster,
shrimp and crab,trout.
we also got chili, and the dip and chip appitzers.
we also got desert bar
Also plenty of coffee,tea,green koolaid,expresso, and a wide variety specialty coffee's.
And if you don't eat you gonna die and go down instead of up.many moons ago I was the nite manager here..glad 2 c Reds is still going strong..
Life is a mystery to be lived not a problem to be solved
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Luta needs some lifer juice...Semper Fi...
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Originally posted by Ndnsoldierboy View PostLuta needs some lifer juice...Semper Fi...
Veggie bar,salad bar and desert bars are set up.Other 1 is out of order so place your for your meat selection.
Hey Apachefire,where you hiding.Need some help planning Thanksgiving.MIB
Hell,there are no rules here,we're just trying to accomplish something.
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Morning all rough night out need water lots of water! oh I would love some frybread with strawberries on top that would be great pick me up to get started around here with some cleaning and thinking bout all that yummy food for thanksgiving. I brought all the center pieces for the table in take a look at them. what do you think?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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