I need a nice sandwich. Turkey, cheese, tomato, lettuce...
I am not sure what has happened to my life. In my capacity as occasional safety officer with my company, I've written some weird all staff emails. Today took the cake.
While doing the reconstruction, the contractors have been leaving the doors open and we don't have a proper break room so people are eating in all kinds of places they don't normally, while failing to take out the trash. We're literally swarming with fruit flies. I was called upon to send an email explaining basic sanitary practices.
No one told me, while I was working on my PhD, that 20 years in I'd be writing emails explaining how to close the Drosophila buffet by taking out your d*&% trash. Can't I just sit in the corner of my lab and go back to my real life, LOL.
I am not sure what has happened to my life. In my capacity as occasional safety officer with my company, I've written some weird all staff emails. Today took the cake.
While doing the reconstruction, the contractors have been leaving the doors open and we don't have a proper break room so people are eating in all kinds of places they don't normally, while failing to take out the trash. We're literally swarming with fruit flies. I was called upon to send an email explaining basic sanitary practices.
No one told me, while I was working on my PhD, that 20 years in I'd be writing emails explaining how to close the Drosophila buffet by taking out your d*&% trash. Can't I just sit in the corner of my lab and go back to my real life, LOL.
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