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  • Originally posted by Broken Arrow View Post
    Need something to laugh about.

    Work room for the last week open door and open window at about 58°F and the Corona infected are closing in.
    Got a joke for you BA. An old Native man told me this joke.

    There were 2 white men, and a Native American man stranded on an island together. After a long time together they came across a magic lamp. When they picked it up a Genie came out of the lamp and said "I will grant you three wishes." The men agreed to split the wishes, one per person. The younger white man asked to go first. He said "I miss my wife and children, and all my family. I wish I was home!" POOF the man disappeared. The 2nd white man took his turn next. He said "I miss my home town. I miss my mother's cooking, and the bar down the street. I wish I was home!" POOF the man disappeared.
    So the last man, the Native American took his turn. He said "You know, it's been a long time here with these men. They are my brothers. I miss them. I wish they were here...."

    POOF!

    When you are dead you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.

    "Show me somethin"

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    • Originally posted by gilisi View Post
      Got a joke for you BA. An old Native man told me this joke.

      So the last man, the Native American took his turn. He said "You know, it's been a long time here with these men. They are my brothers. I miss them. I wish they were here...."

      POOF!

      Mission accomplished. Man, I had to bite my tongue cause it is 23:00 o'clock and should not laugh that the walls are shaking.
      Those who know do not write and those who write may not know. Frank W. Louis, No such Agency

      True peace between nations will only happen when there is true peace within people’s souls.
      Black Elk

      “Tell me, and I will listen.
      Show me, and I will understand.
      Involve me, and I will learn.”
      Lakota Proverb

      God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
      Courage to change the things I can,
      And wisdom to know the difference.
      Living one day at a time,
      Enjoying one moment at a time,
      Accepting hardship as a pathway to peace.
      (Reinhold Niebuhr, but the origin is debated)

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      • You're a very wise man, gilisi. If more people were willing to do the work, we'd have a lot few kids growing up missing a parent.

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          • Chuy, shrimp and cheese grits please.

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            • Please, just for you.
              Those who know do not write and those who write may not know. Frank W. Louis, No such Agency

              True peace between nations will only happen when there is true peace within people’s souls.
              Black Elk

              “Tell me, and I will listen.
              Show me, and I will understand.
              Involve me, and I will learn.”
              Lakota Proverb

              God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
              Courage to change the things I can,
              And wisdom to know the difference.
              Living one day at a time,
              Enjoying one moment at a time,
              Accepting hardship as a pathway to peace.
              (Reinhold Niebuhr, but the origin is debated)

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              • Originally posted by OLChemist View Post
                Love dem NDN girlz



                Moon beam eyes and frybread thighs is sexy
                When you are dead you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.

                "Show me somethin"

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                • Originally posted by OLChemist View Post
                  Chuy, shrimp and cheese grits please.
                  That sounds hella goot
                  When you are dead you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.

                  "Show me somethin"

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                  • Originally posted by OLChemist View Post
                    You're a very wise man, gilisi. If more people were willing to do the work, we'd have a lot few kids growing up missing a parent.
                    I think I'm more lucky/blessed than wise. People pray for me!
                    When you are dead you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.

                    "Show me somethin"

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                    • Originally posted by Broken Arrow View Post
                      Mission accomplished. Man, I had to bite my tongue cause it is 23:00 o'clock and should not laugh that the walls are shaking.
                      Shake them walls!
                      When you are dead you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.

                      "Show me somethin"

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                      • I pray for you and light a candle.
                        Those who know do not write and those who write may not know. Frank W. Louis, No such Agency

                        True peace between nations will only happen when there is true peace within people’s souls.
                        Black Elk

                        “Tell me, and I will listen.
                        Show me, and I will understand.
                        Involve me, and I will learn.”
                        Lakota Proverb

                        God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
                        Courage to change the things I can,
                        And wisdom to know the difference.
                        Living one day at a time,
                        Enjoying one moment at a time,
                        Accepting hardship as a pathway to peace.
                        (Reinhold Niebuhr, but the origin is debated)

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                        • Chuy, I need BA for this request. Gebackene apfleringe, please. With vanilla ice cream and a dusting of cinnamon.

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                          • Venison roast beast , home-made rolls and all the fixin's ! Mmmmmm.....
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                            I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance !


                            They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

                            There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

                            Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
                            It's not me....I think you're an idiot !


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                            There's a chance you might not like me ,

                            but there's a bigger

                            chance I won't care

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                            • Especially for Ol Chemist and for everyone else who wants gebackene Apfelringe.

                              Some variations as to gebacken may be possible on request.




                              https://www.kochbar.de/rezept/240072...anilleeis.html
                              Those who know do not write and those who write may not know. Frank W. Louis, No such Agency

                              True peace between nations will only happen when there is true peace within people’s souls.
                              Black Elk

                              “Tell me, and I will listen.
                              Show me, and I will understand.
                              Involve me, and I will learn.”
                              Lakota Proverb

                              God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
                              Courage to change the things I can,
                              And wisdom to know the difference.
                              Living one day at a time,
                              Enjoying one moment at a time,
                              Accepting hardship as a pathway to peace.
                              (Reinhold Niebuhr, but the origin is debated)

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                              • I know my son likes to eat , so he'll see this here before anywhere else !
                                Happy Birthday Son !
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                                I believe blood quantums are the governments way to breed us out of existance !


                                They say blood is thicker than water ! Now maple syrup is thicker than blood , so are pancakes more important than family ?

                                There are "Elders" and there are "Olders". Being the second one doesn't make the first one true !

                                Somebody is out there somewhere, thinking of you and the impact you made in their life.
                                It's not me....I think you're an idiot !


                                sigpic


                                There's a chance you might not like me ,

                                but there's a bigger

                                chance I won't care

                                Comment

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