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    In Loving Memory of Allen Alberts Sr.
    March 1, 1945 to February 16, 2005
    R.I.P Daddy
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    As long as you keep a person down, some part of you is down there to hold that person down. So you don't soar higher than you want.



    ~~~CutHead Band of Sioux~~~


    ~~Native Pride~~


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    • :Sleeping
      In Loving Memory of Allen Alberts Sr.
      March 1, 1945 to February 16, 2005
      R.I.P Daddy
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~
      As long as you keep a person down, some part of you is down there to hold that person down. So you don't soar higher than you want.



      ~~~CutHead Band of Sioux~~~


      ~~Native Pride~~


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      • I'm glad you feel comfy cozy here;)
        I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. :)

        Hella Handles....

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        • No onions. . .Gonna be smoochin' someone later? ;)

          I like mine with LOTS of cheese too!

          She, any idea where Red is today by any chance? Hope she's ok. I didn't see any news stories about a rampaging woman with long hair yesterday, so I suppose the world is safe.

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          • Hey you guys - sorry I'm late, had to go to the doc. Again.
            It's not that I'm in bad health, it's just that with all the crap going on in the world we're updating our physicals, shots, etc. and when I finally went to get stuff checked out - well, sometimes they gotta double check some stuff. Anyway - I feel totally violated (as in, I had a mammogram) wow, aren't those neat? NOT.
            Traci and She - good job with tha cooking. She whatcha beading on? *peeks over her shoulder*
            I'm starved, I put a pot of beef stew in the fridge first thing this morning - I love stew on a cold day with a fat piece of fry bread to dip in it. wohanpi, mmmmm. And... I'm thirsty as heck too - need a BIG glass of water..... be right back
            Don't bring a JV player into my Varsity Game...

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            • Just hum the Pink Panther Tune to git the feel...

              Goot Afternoon.....

              So whazz 4 lunch anything goot....

              I'll just nibble on a couple of things......Yum.....

              Ahhhh the Jukebox....Lets see here Oh thats a good one....;)

              M8......MAXI PRIEST

              It's been a while you've been rocking my world..........

              Sweaty I am.....To the Showers you dirty Coyot........
              "She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She say's she doesn't. That's why I call her "Doesn't Like Horses". But, of course, she's lying."

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              • I'm out dee door ova dare.....

                Hmmm. Gotta get going.....Thanks for the sweet snacks....

                Charging up the rope is the Yote.....Thru the Skylight and away I go......Boat to catch......REALLY! errrrr....

                HAPPY THANKSGIVING (slap a Pilgrim....ayyy)

                I'll be circling around though, hehehehehehehe........

                Ahhhhhhh OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

                Waci wiyanki de imani waci upo ota wapide nita wapiye wiyuskiyan wacipo.......

                "SOMEDAY I WILL BE WITH U GIRL
                BE WITH U GIRL ONCE AGAIN SWEETHEART
                BUT NOW I HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT ON DOWN
                THAT LONESOME HIGHWAY";) :p :)
                "She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She say's she doesn't. That's why I call her "Doesn't Like Horses". But, of course, she's lying."

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                • :( where is everyone...
                  Don't bring a JV player into my Varsity Game...

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                  • Stumbles thru door carrying arm loads of packages...
                    freezing from shopping in the cold weather...

                    Could I have some hot chocolate with marshmallows please?? I'm freezing!

                    Puts cold hands on coyotes neck... seeee!!
                    "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume

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                    • geez, here let me help - sure you can have some hot cocoa with marshmallows. I keep the big ones cuz my daughter loves those - you been out Christmas shopping? I wanna see....:)
                      Don't bring a JV player into my Varsity Game...

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                      • I'm here (again). Where are you now????

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                        • Hey Red,

                          I've been in with my wife when she has had a mammagram and I know that they are no fun. I hope this little poem will cheer you up about it.

                          My Breast
                          For years and years they told me,
                          Be careful of your breasts.
                          Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
                          And give them monthly tests.

                          So I heeded all their warnings,
                          And protected them by law.
                          Guarded them very carefully,
                          And I always wore my bra.

                          After 30 years of astute care,
                          My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
                          Said I should get a Mammogram.
                          "O.K," I said, "let's do it."

                          "Stand up here real close" she said,
                          (She got my boob in line,)
                          "And tell me when it hurts," she said,
                          "Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."

                          She stepped upon a pedal,
                          I could not believe my eyes!
                          A plastic plate came slamming down,
                          My hooter's in a vise!

                          My skin was stretched and mangled,
                          From underneath my chin.
                          My poor boob was being squashed,
                          To Swedish Pancake thin.

                          Excruciating pain I felt,
                          Within it's vise-like grip.
                          A prisoner in this vicious thing,
                          My poor defenseless tit!

                          "Take a deep breath" she said to me,
                          Who does she think she's kidding?!?
                          My chest is mashed in her machine,
                          And woozy I am getting.

                          "There, that's good," I heard her say,
                          (The room was slowly swaying.)
                          "Now, let's have a go at the other one."
                          Have mercy, I was praying.

                          It squeezed me from both up and down,
                          It squeezed me from both sides.
                          I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
                          To HER tender little hide.

                          Next time that they make me do this,
                          I will request a blindfold.
                          I have no wish to see again,
                          My knockers getting steamrolled.

                          If I had no problem when I came in,
                          I surely have one now.
                          If there had been a cyst in there,
                          It would have gone "ker-pow!"

                          This machine was created by a man,
                          Of this, I have no doubt.
                          I'd like to stick his privates in there,
                          And see how THEY come out.

                          :Angel:

                          Anyway hope everything is OK. Gonna sit over with She and finish up my knife sheath. Got some hot chocolate with whipped cream in it?
                          One vote wonder.

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                          • How's your knife sheath coming along, Scout?

                            I have one more of these rosette things to edge. They should have been done a month ago. But I kept running into one road block after another.

                            I guess I shouldn't complain. At least the black eyes are gone
                            I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. :)

                            Hella Handles....

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                            • I guess, I'll put on the coffee. And some hot mexican chocolate. I love the cinnamin, in it.

                              Sounds like people are starting to get into the Holiday Spirits:D
                              I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. :)

                              Hella Handles....

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                              • Done with the beading, inner rawhide sheath and just finished cutting fringe. Doing the twisted fringe thing so it is soaking and drying. Need to predrill some holes in the rawhide so I can attach the beadwork. Should be done before thanksgiving dinner.:)

                                I am really in a good mood this holiday season. Must be all my new friends here. :)

                                Can't wait to see your rosette. I have problems doing those. Always come out "humped"

                                Sure smells good in the Cafe tonight. Hope we get some customers later tonight.
                                One vote wonder.

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