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    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!



    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?







    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?







    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?


    Wrong Answer.









    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.



    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?









    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?





    Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.







    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

    ~~~ Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. ~~~



  • #2
    #4: take the elephant out of the fridge and ride it across the river. doh! still got it wrong. I have no manager qualitities do i? lol. oh well
    "Last night, I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts."
    -For nightvision like an owl, you'd need eyes the size of a grapefruit!-

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    • #3
      I got them all wrong, I guess I am not as smart as a 4 year old...lol...
      90% Angel
      10% Lil Devil


      But I've been told it's the other way around!

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      • #4
        I got one answer right, but a four year old is still smarter. *LOL*

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        • #5
          Hi songbirdwoman. who r u?
          90% Angel
          10% Lil Devil


          But I've been told it's the other way around!

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