Tweet
got this from a friend of mine, am in interested in your opinions of these.
You might be an Indi'n Jedi if...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with you...aayyy!"
Your Jedi robe is beaded.
You have ever used your light-saber to butcher a buffalo or sheep.
At least one wing of your rezzed-out X-Wing fighter is primer-colored.
You discover that Ewoks taste like dogs.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time with Yoda is eating his commodity food.
Wookies are offended by your use of buffalo robes.
You have ever used the Force to get your tape recorder working so you could record that new 49er.
You have ever used the Force in negotiations with the feds.
Your councilman has ever said to you, "Come over to the dark side...selling out ain't so bad, enit!"
You have ever had your R2D2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to give yourself a perm.
You have a dreamcatcher in the window of your land-speeder.
You have ever fantasized about Princess Leah's frybread.
You have to use pliers to work the doors of your X-Wing and a screwdriver to start it up.
Your light-saber has duct tape on the handle.
You think "Obi Wan Kenobi" sounds like Ojibwe.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to deal with people who stole from him.
The last thing you said before killing him was, "Take that, commod-bod!"
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Commander Chokotay (oh, wait--that's "Star Trek: Voyager," never mind). You suggested that they outfit the Millenium Falcon with a trailer hitch for your horse trailer.
You were at the cantina to do some snagging.
You might be an Indi'n Jedi if...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with you...aayyy!"
Your Jedi robe is beaded.
You have ever used your light-saber to butcher a buffalo or sheep.
At least one wing of your rezzed-out X-Wing fighter is primer-colored.
You discover that Ewoks taste like dogs.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time with Yoda is eating his commodity food.
Wookies are offended by your use of buffalo robes.
You have ever used the Force to get your tape recorder working so you could record that new 49er.
You have ever used the Force in negotiations with the feds.
Your councilman has ever said to you, "Come over to the dark side...selling out ain't so bad, enit!"
You have ever had your R2D2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to give yourself a perm.
You have a dreamcatcher in the window of your land-speeder.
You have ever fantasized about Princess Leah's frybread.
You have to use pliers to work the doors of your X-Wing and a screwdriver to start it up.
Your light-saber has duct tape on the handle.
You think "Obi Wan Kenobi" sounds like Ojibwe.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to deal with people who stole from him.
The last thing you said before killing him was, "Take that, commod-bod!"
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Commander Chokotay (oh, wait--that's "Star Trek: Voyager," never mind). You suggested that they outfit the Millenium Falcon with a trailer hitch for your horse trailer.
You were at the cantina to do some snagging.
)
CRAAAAZY!!!
Comment