Oxy Morons

[little bird]

I heard some oxy morons on the radio today and thought we could share some we've heard in the past or recently. Some are pretty good like:
Slightly Pregnant
Airline Food
Found Missing
Genuine Imitation Leather

[Annie Fawn]

semi-engaged (either he asked or he didn't.)
temorary fix, (so it's not broke, but not really fixed either.)
I'll come up with more later.

[andre]

Microsoft Works

[middle of the sky]

at first i thought it said 'okay morons'

[~pathwalker~]

Microsoft Works

[badmaninc]

A smart girl?

[IrOqUoIs_FeMmE15]

no my favorite is that matress commercial "a life time of temperary back relief"

[~pathwalker~]

A smart girl?

hmmm...lol

the perfect man...

[suzyq]

I heard some oxy morons on the radio today and thought we could share some we've heard in the past or recently. Some are pretty good like:
Slightly Pregnant
Airline Food
Found Missing
Genuine Imitation Leather

I've heard sorta pregnant, kinda pregnant - LOL

[*pumpkin*]

jumbo shrimp

[Veon]

George W. Bush-Commander in Chief

[badmaninc]

I've heard sorta pregnant, kinda pregnant - LOL

Wellllll, the rabbit could have been in a coma and on life support but then got better.

[Dakota Wica'hpi Ina]

goverment worker
genuine imported beadwork
nice biker

[kneegrow_native]

The biggest oxymoron to me is "CONTEMPORARY TRADITIONAL."

[Annie Fawn]

exact reproduction
diet candy