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  • Excuses

    Everyone - help me with good excuses to use to call into work *because I need a day off*!!!

    I can only say I'm sick soooo many times before I have to acutally be sick

  • #2
    SLACKER!!! lmao j/k hmmmm how bout.... feminine issues! That usually works if you have a male boss.
    SHAKE IT!!!!


    • #3
      Well, I woke up this morning and while I was ironing my shirt I accidentally opened a trans-dimensional portal and a bunch of naked pirates stole my pants.
      A tater tot is worth a thousand fries.


      • #4
        "I can't come in cuz I got a toothache!"


        Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?

        "When I was young man I did some dumb things and the elders would talk to me. Sometimes I listened. Time went by and as I looked around...I was the elder".

        Mr. Rossie Freeman


        • #5
          My lover left me for another man and I missed my period - I need an EPT and a tub of baskin robbins!


          • #6
            The dog ate your alarm clock....
            "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume


            • #7
              You could tell them you have to go to a family ceremony.

              Oh wait, that one got me fired. Nevermind.
              "Such,things though rare in time, are frequent in eternity. -- Bryon, "Cain"


              • #8
                Tell them you have a headach cause you think aliens kidnapped you & put in a chip.
                don't you be wastin' all your money
                on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough

                Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.


                • #9
                  I tried this one!

                  [QUOTE=Joe's Dad][size=3][font=Comic Sans MS][b]"I can't come in cuz I got a toothache!"

                  I'm in the position that my "boss" can take X-rays of my mouth...*yikes*


                  • #10
                    need more excuses

                    actually what I'm trying to do is extend my leave from work just a little bit longer. My excuse to take leave was stress, tired, need a vacation. Old Scrooge doesn't pay for vacation.

                    there's a few excuses I'm gonna file and use for later when I'm back to the grind.

                    Thanks for the help all!!!


                    • #11
                      my dog ate my homework

                      Denise Violet Davenport



                      • #12
                        Get some GUMPTION, and go to work! If you've already used a bunch of excuses, I'm not about to contribute to your playing hooky:)


                        • #13
                          My furnace-water heater-wood stove-etc blew up. But when I used the excuse - IT WAS TRUE!!
                 is what it is...


                          • #14
                            Originally posted by wyo_rose
                            My furnace-water heater-wood stove-etc blew up. But when I used the excuse - IT WAS TRUE!!

                            yeah, that's the same with 'I'm having car trouble,' or 'My kids are sick and I was awake all night with them.'

                            i personally liked the alien-abducted one, if not that one maybe something with bigfoot? or that big snowman creature?


                            • #15
                              if you have to start making excuses for not going to work, maybe it's time for a career change.


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