Best Indian Scam U pulled off to get to a POWWOW!!

[kitchemanitou]

What was the best scam u ever had to resort to in order for u to get to that POWWOW on time to meet your bestest frenz or gal?
Let me tell u mine.....................
after u!
25 signs telling u that u have grown to maturity!

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
> >
> > 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
> >
> > 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> >
> > 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
> >
> > 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
> >
> > 6. You watch the Weather
> >Channel.
> >
> > 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of
> > "hook-up" and
> > "break-up".
> >
> > 8. You go from 130 days of vacation to 14.
> >
> > 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
> >
> > 10. You're the one calling the police because those stupid
> >kids
> > next
> > door won't turn down the stereo.
> >
> > 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
> > you.
> >
> > 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
> >
> > 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car
> >payments go up.
> >
> > 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's
> > leftovers.
> >
> >
> > 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
> >
> > 16. You take naps.
> >
> > 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of
> >the
> > beginning
> > of
> > one.
> >
> > 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would
> >severely
> > upset,
> > rather than settle, your stomach.
> >
> > 19. You go to the drugstore for ibuprofen and antacid, not
> > condoms
> > and
> >
> > pregnancy tests.
> >
> > 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff"
> >
> > 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time
> >
> > 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm
> >never
> > going
> > to drink that much again"
> >
> > 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
> > work
> >
> > 24. You drink at home to save money before going to the bar.
> >
> > 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you
> >congratulate
> > them
> > instead of asking "Oh ****, what the hell happened?"
> >
> > Bonus:
> > 26. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
> > that
> > doesn't apply to you
> > and can't find one to save your sorry ***. Then
> > you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll
> > enjoy
> > it & do the same.
> >

[Singing Otter]

good'un lmaorotf


Don't really have one.... unless you count the time that I..... pshhhhhhhht like I'm typing that one out! What happens in Vegas... stays in Vegas. j/k

[little bird]

Those are good, I like them, of course I would...I'm goin' on 48! Anyway, moving right along...I'd have to say on getting to a Powwow, this upcomming one in Irvine and Imperial Beach (both in So. Cali.): Spending money I can't really afford to rent a car just to get there and watch and meet people.

[Annie Fawn]

OUCH! That hurt mentally! It also made me realize that now I stay up late to make sure the teen got in safe and sound before curfew, instead of well never mind what it is instead of.
I'm like Little Bird it's getting to the powwow and trying to spend only what I can afford is the problem.

[blaire576]

remembering http://www.oneshopinsurance.com makes me laugh it saved me from debt. it just happens to see they allow you to see over a hundred different insurance companies price. heheh i wonder why statefarm still quotes me high

[msanchezjr]

scammmm

I would have to say, A couple of years ago,I had an old cell phone in a box and no gas money to get to the powwow so i went around the hood and unloded it to a nerd..