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  • Goin' Magoo.........

    At least that's what I call it..... you know..... having those Mr. Magoo moments.....

    One of the lastest ones I decided to share is when I went for a CaT Scan. Here I am all laying down and the girl was getting me all situated. She turns this red light on and is trying to make sure I am centered. I look up at the light and am watching it and thinking to my self how it looks like I'm in the crosshair of a rifle scope as she gets it on my forehead.

    After she is finished with that she goes in the other room and as I'm waiting for them to start I look up and see there is a sticker under the window where the light was. Since I couldn't see through my glasses... ( I need new ones) I lift them up so I could read the sticker. It said " Laser Light! Do not stare into aperture!"
    "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume

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    too funny!

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    • #3
      woooooooooooow.
      SHAKE IT!!!!

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      • #4
        lol
        May you move all of your mountains, and disturb the peace by adding to it.

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          • #6
            Roflmao!!!
            Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear... just sing, sing a song.sigpic

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            • #7
              This made me laugh...ALOT!!!


              Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?


              "When I was young man I did some dumb things and the elders would talk to me. Sometimes I listened. Time went by and as I looked around...I was the elder".

              Mr. Rossie Freeman

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              • #8
                That was way too funny!
                SMILE! It enhances your face value!

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                • #9
                  "Riches from the heart can not be stolen."

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                  • #10
                    Nice to hear someone other than me has done that. Now tell me how they allowed you in the machine with your glasses one? I always have to take mine off.
                    Courage is just fear that has said it's prayers.

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                    • #11
                      Goin' Magoo.........

                      I had an expierence kind of like that when I was ten.

                      went to have an X-Ray done

                      (I have a shunt which takes excess fluid from my Brain send it to my Stomach.

                      anyhoo...... I was laying on the Table and the first of two problems happened.

                      first problem, The X-Ray Tech, walks over puts looks down at Me and says

                      "where does Your tube end"

                      I said Don't you know, Cause I haven't the Foggiest Idea.

                      2nd problem was during the x-ray, a somebody in the other room

                      said over the loudspeaker

                      "We need to stop the Machine So You can Breathe now"

                      Well.... My Mom walked in and Asked Me what was wrong with the machine and why did they stop, just then I Hear Oh [email protected]#

                      Somebody Else is in there, they had started the Machine without checking.

                      yikes.

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                      • #12
                        Now tell me how they allowed you in the machine with your glasses one? I always have to take mine off.
                        Have no clue........ and not only that...... they even let me keep my drawers and socks on!!! You believe that for a hospital??
                        "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume

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                        • #13
                          Ok....here's the latest magoo moment......

                          Today I had to go to the post office and the mister was going to go with me before he left for work cause the boxes were too heavy for me to carry. He was wanting me to hurry so I was getting up from the computer to go get my shoes on. Well ....... I put my one foot down and stepped in something all gooshy....... I just KNEW it was cat shyt welllllll I got the heebie jeebies and was all grossed out and started scrapin my foot and was hobblin so I could get something to clean it up. Well when I go to clean it off instead of it smellin up to high heaven.. ( what DO they put in cat food??? ) I smelled peppermint. Here I had stepped on my box of Jr mints that I had beside the computer table.
                          "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume

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                          • #14
                            ROTFLMAO
                            SHAKE IT!!!!

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                            • #15
                              Ok had a Magoo moment this mornin' that has been apparently going on for a week. My friend Linda got married last tuesday and gave me a centerpiece with hyacinth, and lavender and those big purple flowers that look kinda like orchids but are'nt and are way hardier...dang, drawing a blank as to their name. So I'm carefully driving them home and I notice they look droopy so I check the water, and there is none!

                              Ok that's not the magoo moment....

                              So I get them home, water them and thinking.. dang what in the world was she thinking spending all that money and no water... till this morning when I realized my daughter was trying to steal one of the flowers for her teacher. I went to put it back and guess what.... yeah, they are fake. ROFLMAO!
                              Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear... just sing, sing a song.sigpic

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