"Alms......ALMS for the POOR"

[Joe's Dad]

Me I am just a poor old sould with hardly any points.

OK...jussss tell me how many points you need and I'll talk to my ...ummmm...financial advisor.

Hey FF!!!

[Joe's Dad]

Take me for example.....
I have a name like CHARISMA, but how Charismatic is that if I only have 30 some thousand points????? I see some good folk with billions of points and look at poor little me. Oh and by the way I went to a pow-wow last week.....got shut out, the cold shaft.....cold turkey!!! I know winning's not everything, but it still doesn't feel good when you lose. So if any of you extremely well off people wanna feel better about yourselves you can throw some of those points my way. BTW......thank you very much in advance.

See...poor CHARISMA doesn't have any points either!!!

[badmaninc]

This sounds just like that Charisma dude!

Mr. Dad dude, by what do you mean sir. I am not certain of your meaning.

[Joe's Dad]

Me I am just a poor old sould with hardly any points.

This sounds just like that Charisma dude!

[badmaninc]

I donated some points to you Bad... enjoy

Thanks dude.

[Ginger]

I donated some points to you Bad... enjoy

[badmaninc]

Me I am just a poor old sould with hardly any points.

[Ginger]

quoted the wrong post......here's the right one!

Ginger....lemme me ask u again ...what makes u think I have lotsa points???

Hi FF
3243929200 & I don't even know what's in the bank, here let me message your back J/k I'm almost as rich as you

[Furiously-Fancy]

Hi everyone hey FF how about you give me some points, so I can give them away j/k

quoted the wrong post......here's the right one!

Ginger....lemme me ask u again ...what makes u think I have lotsa points???

[Furiously-Fancy]

Charisma, here are 1,000,000 points enjoy

What makes u think I have lotsa points???

[Chevy_truckin_NDN]

oh dang, I gave some points up for y'all. I got em stockpiled in the bank.

[Chevy_truckin_NDN]

A Cree woman was walking along the beach on the Saskatchewan River when she stumbled upon an old empty bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then he told her that he granted wishes. She said she heard from her cousin she would get three wishes if she ever found a genie.





The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East . See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."





The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good! but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please -BE reasonable."





The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right Indian man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to round dance and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't drink alcohol, and is faithful. That's what I wish for - - a good Indian man."





The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that map again."


dang life is for reals....aye

[Ginger]

Charisma, here are 1,000,000 points enjoy

[Ginger]

Hi everyone hey FF how about you give me some points, so I can give them away j/k

[Eagle Plumes]

Hey charisma gave you 100000 points hope that helps you get a shirt!