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[Foxmoon]

Morning everyone for those that are a little under the weather heres a joke that might brighten your day!

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this
time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute
...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace O this family."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this mink fur
coat, title deed to a Donnelly mansion up on the hill, plus a savings
certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex
and for ye daddy, this sparkling new Mercedes, limited edition,
convertible parked outside, plus a membership to the country club....
(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years
Eve on board my yacht in the Riviera, and ...."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. The girl, crying
again, .... "a prostitute, dad!."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a
Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"

[2lineCarrandMorgan]

morning yall ,the dr told me i got new mona but he loaded me up with med and i am feeling better already , i have some dream this last week thoe ,also some more good news for me lol
he told me in feb once i am all heald up from my lungs hes going send me to get some work done on my bladder humm surgery im like ok i wow .
mabe after i wont have to cross my legs befor i sneeze.
or soon running will be a good thing ,
also i quit smoking ,one ist impossable to smoke when you can breath ,so i will just not partake when im better.
also

mud woman best wishes in your dilivery, the time going by fast i rember when your told us i think you were around 5 months.
and hi to everone and thanks for the well wishes.
here a joke from my cuz jerry carr who found me not long ago.








Four Worms and a Lesson








A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.



The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.



At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol - Dead.




The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead






Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead








Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.




So the Minister asked the congregation -





What can you learn from this demonstration?




Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,




"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service

[NancyJo]

Good morning!
*snot* *snot* *sniff* *sniff*
I hate head colds!!
Back to bed for me...........had a bad night coughing.
Ya'll take care....talk atcha later.

2line - hope you get better soon, girl!

[2lineCarrandMorgan]

Good morning!
*snot* *snot* *sniff* *sniff*
I hate head colds!!
Back to bed for me...........had a bad night coughing.
Ya'll take care....talk atcha later.

2line - hope you get better soon, girl!

thank you Nancy Jo you to take care of your self please get to the dr too thay got some good med to help.
i got some prednazone from my dr i suprized my son when he refused a chore ,he did not think i had it in me lol
i need to go back to bed and just let it go i still got to take 4 more of those pills today,
laters

[Margy]

href="http://www.powwows.com"><img src="http://www.powwows.com/images/linktous1.jpg"></a> just playing around

Hi Plumez, lol, that's exactly how I feel right now

Sorry !
Hi Everyone , Hope the New Year is good for Y'All ! Still got the blahs.....been workin' some , but rather be sittin' home......weathers warming a bit....maybe that will help....Laterzzzz

Hope your New Year is good also! Poor WD, get well soon and let everybody baby you. Be good to yourself.

Hi yall Me to WD

Hi Foxy, how're you doing?

Hi Denzzzzz just stopped by to see how many I can remember here goe's,,,,Fozy EP WD WW Mud M. AC. margy,Noa,ChreokeeMOM, soladierboy, denmam, littlewolf ,w30,Ginger, -----------
well I did pretty good and for all I didn't remember Hi,
take care and God Bless,,,,no joke tonight.

Wow, your memory works per-fect-ly! Blessings your way.

I've been trying to read stuff thatll make me laugh an post around an its not working to good. Just to much going on. Anyways just thought i'd say whats going on. My mama's in her 70's shes not fealing to good for about 2 months. Dr finaly did a cat scan wendsday an found out shes got tumor/cyst 3 to 5 cm in her abdomen. wasnt to worried about it. But thursday morning she wakes me up hurting real bad an couldnt pee. take her to the emergency room ends up this thing has blocked the tube from her kidneys to blader. they do surgery to try an fix it an it doesnt work. My ex-husband works about 5 miles from the hospital an ends up coming up there an sits up there with me while shes in surgery. they let me stay up at the hospital with her thursday nite had to work friday an they let her out after i got off work friday with a catheter(?) an bag. the biopsy results should be back monday but sometimes it can take a while.
This may not end up being something bad but its also bringing up alot of memory about my little girl. Anyways didn't realy read anyones post hope everyones doing okay

OMG....you're in my prayers. (catheter is right) Keep your head up.

Hubby got word last week that he and his crew may be heading for Iowa to work. It will suck but we will manage

For how long will he be there- away from you and the boys? I have no doubt- you will manage, you're a good mom!

morning yall ,the dr told me i got new mona but he loaded me up with med and i am feeling better already , i have some dream this last week thoe ,also some more good news for me lol
he told me in feb once i am all heald up from my lungs hes going send me to get some work done on my bladder humm surgery im like ok i wow .
mabe after i wont have to cross my legs befor i sneeze.
or soon running will be a good thing ,
also i quit smoking ,one ist impossable to smoke when you can breath ,so i will just not partake when im better.
also

mud woman best wishes in your dilivery, the time going by fast i rember when your told us i think you were around 5 months.
and hi to everone and thanks for the well wishes.
here a joke from my cuz jerry carr who found me not long ago.








Four Worms and a Lesson








A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.



The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.



At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol - Dead.




The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead






Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead








Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.




So the Minister asked the congregation -





What can you learn from this demonstration?




Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,




"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service

Hi 2Line, oh wow, you have to go through a lot. Sending prayers your way, too. Keep your head up and your legs crossed....I hope you will not need that much longer, and that everything's gonna be O.K..

Good morning!
*snot* *snot* *sniff* *sniff*
I hate head colds!!
Back to bed for me...........had a bad night coughing.
Ya'll take care....talk atcha later.

2line - hope you get better soon, girl!

Oh, another one with a cold!? Yes, bed and sleep helps. Come back on healthy! :-)

[spottedeagle]

Good Moooorrrrning, ooops dang its night out LOL I had a super busy day. Had to go to the post office twice, went to 3different craft stores, a sporting goods store, had an eye doctor appointment for me and my oldest son, and went to the hardware store. All that running around and I managed to remember everything I was after, but they didn't have a few things I wanted. Looks like I'll have to order it online. Now I need to get my butt on the sewing machine and get my girl's shawl outfit finished. Try to stop in and at least say hi.

W_30 we will be keeping you and your mom in our prayers as well. The power of prayer is a powerful thing

[tikiboo]

I've been trying to read stuff thatll make me laugh an post around an its not working to good. Just to much going on. Anyways just thought i'd say whats going on. My mama's in her 70's shes not fealing to good for about 2 months. Dr finaly did a cat scan wendsday an found out shes got tumor/cyst 3 to 5 cm in her abdomen. wasnt to worried about it. But thursday morning she wakes me up hurting real bad an couldnt pee. take her to the emergency room ends up this thing has blocked the tube from her kidneys to blader. they do surgery to try an fix it an it doesnt work. My ex-husband works about 5 miles from the hospital an ends up coming up there an sits up there with me while shes in surgery. they let me stay up at the hospital with her thursday nite had to work friday an they let her out after i got off work friday with a catheter(?) an bag. the biopsy results should be back monday but sometimes it can take a while.
This may not end up being something bad but its also bringing up alot of memory about my little girl. Anyways didn't realy read anyones post hope everyones doing okay

Sorry to hear about your Mom. with a lot of prayer from PW.com she shoud be doing ok ,,You saw on posts that I have a small tumor in my stomack me and the Dr. arent worried as of now.. will check xrays in 4 months.. so keep me in your prayers also. praying for U and mom God Bless

[tikiboo]

A Ride to Remember

A blonde decides to try horseback riding,
even though she's had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace,
but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,
but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip,
the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.


Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup,
and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves,
as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune,
Harold, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her,
and unplugs the horse just in the nick of time..

[w30]

I didn't mean to just come in here an unload . Everything hapened so fast that I guess it just all caught up with me last night. They didn't even finish admiting her before they took her back.They finished all that when she got out of surgery. And nothing slowed down untill we got home . (An I was suprised they sent her home that soon) Anyways thank yalls for the prayers.

Tikiboo : Yes you are in my prayers but, I had missed seeing the post about you having a tumor to. I'm glad your Dr. is keeping an eye on it. The first Dr. kept telling my mama she had a UTI an she finaly saw another Dr. who did the cat scan. It sounds like you have a good Dr. and i'm glad.
Sometimes I feal like Elderly people in general don't get as good care as they should. Yalls have lived long enough that when yalls say something is wrong that the Drs should take yall seriously. My mama kept telling the first Dr. it felt like something was pushing on her bladder an it was

An I read back some an 2line : im sorry to her about you having pneumonia . But, I'm glad to hear you was able to quit smoking. I hope you get to fealing better soon.

An I hope everyone gets to fealing better . Lots of sniffles an ickys going around.

Plumes: sorry to hear your hubby has to go again I know yalls miss him when hes gone

An Hey to Spotted, Margy, NancyJo, Fox, WD, Mud woman, Cherokeemom ,white wave an anyone i missed

[tikiboo]

I didn't mean to just come in here an unload . Everything hapened so fast that I guess it just all caught up with me last night. They didn't even finish admiting her before they took her back.They finished all that when she got out of surgery. And nothing slowed down untill we got home . (An I was suprised they sent her home that soon) Anyways thank yalls for the prayers.

Tikiboo : Yes you are in my prayers but, I had missed seeing the post about you having a tumor to. I'm glad your Dr. is keeping an eye on it. The first Dr. kept telling my mama she had a UTI an she finaly saw another Dr. who did the cat scan. It sounds like you have a good Dr. and i'm glad.
Sometimes I feal like Elderly people in general don't get as good care as they should. Yalls have lived long enough that when yalls say something is wrong that the Drs should take yall seriously. My mama kept telling the first Dr. it felt like something was pushing on her bladder an it was

An I read back some an 2line : im sorry to her about you having pneumonia . But, I'm glad to hear you was able to quit smoking. I hope you get to fealing better soon.

An I hope everyone gets to fealing better . Lots of sniffles an ickys going around.

Plumes: sorry to hear your hubby has to go again I know yalls miss him when hes gone

An Hey to Spotted, Margy, NancyJo, Fox, WD, Mud woman, Cherokeemom ,white wave an anyone i missed

Hey Gal if you can't unload here where can U.. everyone here wants to know all about eveyone, and not being nosey either
You can also goe to the prayer circle and ask and it will go all over PW.com take care of U & momma God Bless

[Foxmoon]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding,
even though she's had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace,
but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,
but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip,
the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.


Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup,
and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves,
as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune,
Harold, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her,
and unplugs the horse just in the nick of time..

OH CHIT THIS WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! I think its so funny to me cause I can see it with one of my old friends!

[tiffany redfeather]

*runs through the room with plumes pasties and a thong on and screams with a crazy ndn man chasing her throughout the room back out*

[whitewave]

Whats crackin den friends?! I tried to catch up to all the posts but got dizzy wit all that reading. Glad to see you all seem to be doin ok. Thanks for the bday wish tikiboo. Late always better than never

Been workin still luckily.....may be goin back to school too. Still not real sure. Movin back in with my grandma.....which I dont wanna do but hey, she has the net so I can talk to y'all more often! Yay for that and for saving tons of money on rent!

Missin my man like crazy, everyday. I'm pretty sure I've made my final decision to go ahead and stay in Oklahoma for the summer while hes takin care of the fires (theres more fires out that way so he makes more money there) and were movin to cali in the fall and both goin to school....thas the plan anyway. Eventually still wanna move to the Bahamas and grow an organic farm on his grandmas land. Hope it all works out. I'm so crazy about this man, and hes crazy bout me too....thas the best part!

So anyway....worried about bein stuck in Oklahoma all alone. I dont know anyone out there, especially not girls....and them local girls be HATIN if you know what I mean. Errybody wants my sexy man and they're all so jealous hehehe. Plumez.....u live in OK dontcha? How far are you from Stillwater? He said hes gonna buy me a car so I'm not stuck out in the country. Ima need some peeps to go powwowin wit when hes out on fires!

[lilbigwoman]

I figured it out today Den...I'm a workaholic here in Arizona!!! No time to do anything!!! I was jest poppin in to say hello and all that. I'm already tired, so I'm gonna be going to bed here soon. I had a poopy week this week...well, from Thursday to Yesterday. I'll fill y'all in on it tomorrow when I get a few min...I'm exhausted tho. So I'm gonna check y'all later!!! Have a good Monday Y'all...since that's when most of ya will read this. Jest know...LBW has not forgotten y'all!!! *hugs to everyone*

[tikiboo]

Hi Den, Whitewave if the gals all want your man, get to know and older set of women, glad to see you beck on tho..good luck to both of you....Foxy now what kind of friends do you have that you see one of them at walmart on a horse.HAHA
haha..2line hope you are feeling better, that crude is making its way west, and I don't need it,,thankyou very much, I don't know if I would live thru it this time..No Joke.....
w30 how is Momma doing,this evening better I hope???
And Hi to every one on the Den.